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sarah
@sarahuk.bsky.social
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your sweatiest friend
I don’t need CBT actually cos I figured out you can counteract any panic attack by listening to the double whammy of I Gotta Feeling and You Spin Me Round
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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I take Poppy Day very seriously, so I will be banging a load of Heroin. And if you've any respect for our fallen, so will you.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Next year I’m gonna propose to Andrew weheheheh
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It’s wild that when someone dies you have to do a bunch of really stressful annoying paperwork and organising. Like, please, I don’t want to do any of this!
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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*when Elmer fudd is tricked by bugs bunny wearing lipstick and a wig* disgusting. the bald childs perversion is only matched by his banality *when bugs bunny is tricked by a wind up girl rabbit with a stick of dynamite in the back* haha he's just like me for real. we've all been there brother
October 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Thiiiiiis fucken suuuuuuucks!
October 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Fella yesterday looking for a specific type of ice lolly, I said “eee no I’m really sorry but we don’t stock that, we just have what’s there” and he fLIPPED OUT. Fully yelling at me “well that’s fucking terrible customer service” like man I gotta try this ice lolly cos it must amazing
October 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Diane Keaton no :(
October 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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As we reflect on Ian Watkin's death, I think we can all take a lesson on the importance of not being defeated by early failure. The first stabbing didn't work, but those inmates didn't give up until they got the cunt merked.
October 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Kept saying I was gonna kill myself on live tv at work and now they’re asking me if I need any extra well-being support
October 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Got a new pair of jeans and, my god, my depression is cured now. No pair of jeans has ever looked this good on me. I’m having a sisterhood of the travelling pants spiritual experience. I’m Michael Scott dancing in his jeans. I’m insufferable.
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
A good day off considering I spent the morning at work
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Overstimulated! at the bus station
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Not sure you’ve seen these images here, but in the UK they’re arresting dangerous anti genocide protestors for “supporting terrorism”. You can sleep easier knowing these thugs are off the streets.
October 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I am once again begging you to play 1000xRESIST. It’s an all time great and everyone should experience it
1000xRESIST has reached over 4,000 reviews!

Thank you SO much to everyone who's played and reviewed. It really helps a small indie team like ours!

Keep spreading the word about our game and feel free to review if you haven't already. 💖
October 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I’m so saaaaAAAD all the tIME it is exhausting
October 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hades 2 you gorgeous excellent bastard
September 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Only cute girls work here
September 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
:-)
September 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
anyWAY it’s strictly season baaaaaaaby there’s so much to be happy about
September 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I went back to work too early, I am not well enough for this hahaha oh well. Anyway, student return today, still recovering from covid, got my period, and started the shift having to kick out the man who assaulted me so wow really what a fucking terrible day
September 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Was on my way into work and unexpectedly bumped into Andrew on his way home from a night shift
September 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Introducing Agent K9! Your new canine companion. 🐶 (and a good boy)

Our newest Fights in Tight Spaces DLC adds a versatile and highly agile canine companion, as well as new enemies, enhancements, and events.
Out on Steam on 24th September 🦴
September 16, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM