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sarah
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your sweatiest friend
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November 4, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Not even a nice photo, does a very bad job of showing off the healing properties of the jeans bUT the length of my legs has doubled so
Mirror selfie of Sarah in her jeans
October 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Only cute girls work here
September 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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:-)
September 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Was on my way into work and unexpectedly bumped into Andrew on his way home from a night shift
Text exchange between me and Andrew Him: “We were like 2 cats who walk in on eachother and just have a moment of staring hahahaha. Like is dat you??” Me: “Hahahahahahahaha. My heart like “that’s your guy, say hello” but my brain was on standby”
September 26, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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was digging through old photos trying to find one of teenage me and have lost my mind laughing at this. The strongbow, the cone just creeping into the shot, the joy CLEAR on my face despite the fact that nothing in this photo is close to being in focus
Eighteen year old Sarah stood in a field in the dark, arms flung in the air, clutching a bottle of strongbow
July 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Tfw you remember you live in a world heritage site 😎
June 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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No one has needed a haircut more
June 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Despite everything, it’s still you!
Mirror selfie of Sarah next to a framed photo of toddler Sarah
May 31, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Almost forgot that this is the whole point 😌
Screenshot of a message conversation between Sarah and Andrew. Andrew has sent a picture of a tortilla with “ya big baby” written on it in sauce. He’s captioned the photo with “I just opened these wraps baba and this one came pre sauced. Think they were for you. Must’ve been a mix up with the delivery”. Sarah has replied with laughter and “you are so dumb hahahaha I love you”
May 19, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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If I don’t get an esquie plushie I will kill myself on live television
May 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Taking great care not to step on the bluebells // ancient forest relics
Sarah in the woods, clinging onto a tree for balance so as not to disturb the bluebells. She is pulling a very goofy grin Weed scales on the ground in the woods.
April 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Wow so cute
Mirror selfie of Sarah, she has a yellow beanie on, a t shirt featuring Dot from eastenders, and black work trousers
April 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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These two babies were people watching today :)
Two big fluffy cats sat in the window of a cat cafe
April 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Every single recent photo of me has included this jacket and I SWEAR I wear different stuffffff anyway i just wanted to post this so we could marvel at how long my hair is
Sarah havin a lovely pint
April 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Awful selfie but look how good my make up held up after a v sweaty ten hour day. Glowing!!!
selfie of Sarah in her disgusten work uniform David Lynch sat inside a plane, about to eat food. He’s wearing sunglasses, raising a glass of red wine, and saying “here’s to feeling good all the time.”
March 22, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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The Bath was my favourite character I think
Screenshot from tv soap Eastenders, a bath is falling from the ceiling. The captions read “DEBRIS CRASHES”
February 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Me: I gotta get away from being the first thing people think about when they see Shrek
Also me:
Screenshot of my recently viewed films on Google. It says I looked up Shrek two days ago and Friendship 3 days ago.
February 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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My best pal
February 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Some of the loveliest art I’ve ever seen in a game, and a really really sweet story. Played it over a rainy weekend and felt very grateful to spend some time kayaking in the Dordogne
Screenshot from Dordogne. A watercolour garden, it’s very sunny, there are big green trees and juicy tomatoes. Mimi, a little girl with long brown hair wearing a big beige sun hat, is sat a table with Nora, an older woman in a peach coloured shirt and a similar beige sun hat. Another screenshot of Nora’s garden in Dordogne. The whole environment is like a watercolour, Nora is tending to some tomatoes while Mimi looks on.
February 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Crying at these photos that I took on 0.5 like that’s not a horse, that’s a muppet
Very low angle, zoomed out photo of a white horse. His proportions are all wrong, his face is short and his neck is really long Another photo of the horse, in real life this horse is chunky but here he looks like a character from Dark Crystal
January 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Andrew sending me this with the caption “my gorgeous girlfriend 🥰”
Extremely low quality and zoomed up photo of me waiting at a bus stop. I look like I have no face. I look like slenderman in crocs. Screenshot of squall in ff8, very very very low quality, it’s the bit in the game where rinoa says he’s “the best looking guy here”
January 14, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Waiting for a bus that is absolutely not going to make it in the snow hahahah
January 5, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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It’s one of the all time greats for a reason
Two stills from Grease. First panel is Rizzo powdering her neck to hide a hickey, she’s saying “I got so many hickeys people will think I’m a leper.” In the second panel Kenickie is replying “Hey, cheer up. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card. When you care enough to send the very best!”
December 31, 2024 at 2:25 PM
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Had to stop mid telephone call to get a quick snap of the babies
Three huge fluffy cats sat in the window of a cat cafe, a fourth cat is facing away, asleep on a bed stuck halfway up the window.
December 29, 2024 at 6:45 PM