SarahTonin_FNP
@sarahtonin-fnp.bsky.social
Was @momrobe on X
FNP-C, hospitalist
DNP student; QI
Hella left-leaning
She/her/stay mad
neurospicy, broken filter, anxiety & lots of feminine rage
DMs usually ignored
Still making soap in my spare time 🧼
https://handpouredbysarah.etsy.com
FNP-C, hospitalist
DNP student; QI
Hella left-leaning
She/her/stay mad
neurospicy, broken filter, anxiety & lots of feminine rage
DMs usually ignored
Still making soap in my spare time 🧼
https://handpouredbysarah.etsy.com
The way the country just spat on this young woman’s achievements smh
Crazy to think that just 4 years ago Amanda Gorman read The Hill We Climb
January 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The way the country just spat on this young woman’s achievements smh
IT IS NOT HYPERBOLE IF I WONDER OUT LOUD IF THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE MY HUSBAND AWAY SINCE HE WAS BORN HERE, TO IMMIGRANT PARENTS
WTF
WTF
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
IT IS NOT HYPERBOLE IF I WONDER OUT LOUD IF THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE MY HUSBAND AWAY SINCE HE WAS BORN HERE, TO IMMIGRANT PARENTS
WTF
WTF
Bro this timeline we are in??!!!!! WHAT
This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event…
It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
um
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Bro this timeline we are in??!!!!! WHAT
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This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event…
It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
January 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event…
It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
I’m guess I’m glad at work today because I absolutely cannot with the media shitshow
January 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I’m guess I’m glad at work today because I absolutely cannot with the media shitshow
Patient: you’re the NINTH one! And you figured it out!
Me: what- putting in a coudet catheter? THAT many people tried?
Patient: yeah!
Me: well do I get an award?
Patient: you get “the golden penis award!” I’ll have it engraved with your name by end of day!
Me: 🥲😂 I’m telling everyone!
Me: what- putting in a coudet catheter? THAT many people tried?
Patient: yeah!
Me: well do I get an award?
Patient: you get “the golden penis award!” I’ll have it engraved with your name by end of day!
Me: 🥲😂 I’m telling everyone!
January 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Patient: you’re the NINTH one! And you figured it out!
Me: what- putting in a coudet catheter? THAT many people tried?
Patient: yeah!
Me: well do I get an award?
Patient: you get “the golden penis award!” I’ll have it engraved with your name by end of day!
Me: 🥲😂 I’m telling everyone!
Me: what- putting in a coudet catheter? THAT many people tried?
Patient: yeah!
Me: well do I get an award?
Patient: you get “the golden penis award!” I’ll have it engraved with your name by end of day!
Me: 🥲😂 I’m telling everyone!
A succulent with a matching soap 🧼?! Yes. Perfect teacher gift! (I hope!)
And yes I kept making more soaps until my triple-butter soap ran out. Want some?!
Mermaid 🧜🏾♀️ scented…..
And yes I kept making more soaps until my triple-butter soap ran out. Want some?!
Mermaid 🧜🏾♀️ scented…..
December 19, 2024 at 7:56 PM
A succulent with a matching soap 🧼?! Yes. Perfect teacher gift! (I hope!)
And yes I kept making more soaps until my triple-butter soap ran out. Want some?!
Mermaid 🧜🏾♀️ scented…..
And yes I kept making more soaps until my triple-butter soap ran out. Want some?!
Mermaid 🧜🏾♀️ scented…..
Beau loves when Aldi has antlers on sale!!
December 19, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Beau loves when Aldi has antlers on sale!!
Uploading my menses initiation cramp right now 👏🏻 thought I threw my back out…
Nope just an angry uterus. Here you go, GOP 👋🏻
Nope just an angry uterus. Here you go, GOP 👋🏻
December 17, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Uploading my menses initiation cramp right now 👏🏻 thought I threw my back out…
Nope just an angry uterus. Here you go, GOP 👋🏻
Nope just an angry uterus. Here you go, GOP 👋🏻
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Not my husband hoping for Mario & Luigi GIFs and memes now that the Adjuster was apprehended 🤦♀️ NGL tho- they’re gonna slap 👋🏻
December 10, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Not my husband hoping for Mario & Luigi GIFs and memes now that the Adjuster was apprehended 🤦♀️ NGL tho- they’re gonna slap 👋🏻
The way I screamed when I saw on threads that they’re calling him
‘The Adjuster’
🫢
‘The Adjuster’
🫢
December 9, 2024 at 1:33 AM
The way I screamed when I saw on threads that they’re calling him
‘The Adjuster’
🫢
‘The Adjuster’
🫢
Hey fellow ADHD/AuDHDers what’s your internal/external echolalia today?
Mine is the first line of the chorus from Chappell Roan’s pink pony club. 🦄
Mine is the first line of the chorus from Chappell Roan’s pink pony club. 🦄
December 7, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Hey fellow ADHD/AuDHDers what’s your internal/external echolalia today?
Mine is the first line of the chorus from Chappell Roan’s pink pony club. 🦄
Mine is the first line of the chorus from Chappell Roan’s pink pony club. 🦄
Watch congress pass gun control so quick now that they realized the bourgeoisie has no fucks left to give
December 6, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Watch congress pass gun control so quick now that they realized the bourgeoisie has no fucks left to give
Everyone can thank my bestie @kateculliton.bsky.social for these cutie samples! There’s always extra when I make a special order and whatever I don’t slather on myself, I pass to you!
#Etsy #skincare #handmade
#Etsy #skincare #handmade
December 5, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Everyone can thank my bestie @kateculliton.bsky.social for these cutie samples! There’s always extra when I make a special order and whatever I don’t slather on myself, I pass to you!
#Etsy #skincare #handmade
#Etsy #skincare #handmade
Writing up critical analysis of the literature I’m reviewing for my pre-opiate Rx risk assessment QI project and the mood is
November 28, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Writing up critical analysis of the literature I’m reviewing for my pre-opiate Rx risk assessment QI project and the mood is
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bravo
The American Medical Women's Association (AMWA) passed a resolution not to host conferences/meeting in states that have banned/criminalized abortion primarily for that reason.
November 27, 2024 at 1:35 AM
bravo
Who is the villain giving my patient a donut to eat?!
It’s me. I’m the villain. Sometimes patients simply won’t eat what’s given to them, and who could blame them when all they have access to is hospital food.
I’ll bargain with them to get them to eat. And it makes them smile? That’s a win.
It’s me. I’m the villain. Sometimes patients simply won’t eat what’s given to them, and who could blame them when all they have access to is hospital food.
I’ll bargain with them to get them to eat. And it makes them smile? That’s a win.
November 24, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Who is the villain giving my patient a donut to eat?!
It’s me. I’m the villain. Sometimes patients simply won’t eat what’s given to them, and who could blame them when all they have access to is hospital food.
I’ll bargain with them to get them to eat. And it makes them smile? That’s a win.
It’s me. I’m the villain. Sometimes patients simply won’t eat what’s given to them, and who could blame them when all they have access to is hospital food.
I’ll bargain with them to get them to eat. And it makes them smile? That’s a win.
My diagnosis: excessive yawning. (>2x per minute since rolling into work)
Who do I consult?
A) neurology
B) sleep medicine
C) spiritual care
D) a nap
E) cardiology (only because they’re my fav)
Who do I consult?
A) neurology
B) sleep medicine
C) spiritual care
D) a nap
E) cardiology (only because they’re my fav)
November 24, 2024 at 1:14 PM
My diagnosis: excessive yawning. (>2x per minute since rolling into work)
Who do I consult?
A) neurology
B) sleep medicine
C) spiritual care
D) a nap
E) cardiology (only because they’re my fav)
Who do I consult?
A) neurology
B) sleep medicine
C) spiritual care
D) a nap
E) cardiology (only because they’re my fav)
Ok spicy bookTok… I’ve had ‘when the moon hatches’ on my TBR for a long time and I’m finally into it and y’all were not lying
🌶️ 🥵 😍
🌶️ 🥵 😍
November 24, 2024 at 12:29 PM
Ok spicy bookTok… I’ve had ‘when the moon hatches’ on my TBR for a long time and I’m finally into it and y’all were not lying
🌶️ 🥵 😍
🌶️ 🥵 😍
It’s 2024- the kids make good
Slide presentations for their Christmas list.
And yes, she asked for a capybara
🤣
Slide presentations for their Christmas list.
And yes, she asked for a capybara
🤣
November 24, 2024 at 2:40 AM
It’s 2024- the kids make good
Slide presentations for their Christmas list.
And yes, she asked for a capybara
🤣
Slide presentations for their Christmas list.
And yes, she asked for a capybara
🤣
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Not going to lie, it's quite the experience to be using the bathroom in the Capitol and get a notification on my phone that people like me will be banned from using the bathroom in the Capitol.
November 21, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Not going to lie, it's quite the experience to be using the bathroom in the Capitol and get a notification on my phone that people like me will be banned from using the bathroom in the Capitol.
Picked up my 13 yo from volleyball practice in my bathrobe blasting Hawthorne Heights as a test run for my 2025 vibe and it’s giving “no fucks” 🫡
November 22, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Picked up my 13 yo from volleyball practice in my bathrobe blasting Hawthorne Heights as a test run for my 2025 vibe and it’s giving “no fucks” 🫡
The current house and administration need to step tf up and PROTECT SARAH MCBRIDE NOW 👏🏻
NEW: Speaker Johnson announces anti-trans House, Capitol bathroom ban.
The attacks on Sarah McBride are now leading to policies that would harm her, staffers, visitors — anyone.
The attacks on Sarah McBride are now leading to policies that would harm her, staffers, visitors — anyone.
Speaker Johnson announces anti-trans House, Capitol bathroom ban
The Republican leader's anti-trans move followed two days of attacks on incoming Rep. Sarah McBride, who will be the first out transgender member of Congress.
www.lawdork.com
November 20, 2024 at 10:20 PM
The current house and administration need to step tf up and PROTECT SARAH MCBRIDE NOW 👏🏻
Being neurodivergent means I struggle to explain things that are easy for me to understand, and I am easily frustrated when misunderstood.
I hate being perceived but I also suck at masking because it’s exhausting. So… I’m unfiltered which makes my social skills mediocre at best.
I hate being perceived but I also suck at masking because it’s exhausting. So… I’m unfiltered which makes my social skills mediocre at best.
unfiltered.social
November 20, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Being neurodivergent means I struggle to explain things that are easy for me to understand, and I am easily frustrated when misunderstood.
I hate being perceived but I also suck at masking because it’s exhausting. So… I’m unfiltered which makes my social skills mediocre at best.
I hate being perceived but I also suck at masking because it’s exhausting. So… I’m unfiltered which makes my social skills mediocre at best.