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Schmyers
@sarahspookster.bsky.social
Rollerskating in Baltimore (sometimes other places).

I make people listen to my music library as DJ Spookster.

My backyard is pretty much concrete.
If there's one thing that won't pull at my heart strings, it's luxury properties burning down. Those rich people are gonna be fine.
January 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Treating myself to new ear buds because I deserve them for not chasing my left ear bud as it bounced out of the case, across the train platform, and down onto the tracks #treatyoself
December 23, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Watching the recent Georgian (the country) protests, I was like damn East Europe goes hard. But now I'm watching this Cold War series and realizing that a lot of people marching against USSR in 1989 were probably rioting against Russian electoral influence 2 weeks ago.
December 20, 2024 at 5:25 AM
If the Lion King is based on Hamlet, that means "Timon & Puumba Adventures" is "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead."
December 15, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Update: Lisa Frank is also a dickhole who steals from indie artists, but I really should've seen that coming. Anyway, I had this shit on either a folder or a Trapper Keeper and it was def foreshadowing:
December 11, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Mezcal + Lisa Frank docuseries. Her son seems like a supreme dickhole.
December 11, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Reposted by Schmyers
remember kids, snitching doesn't pay
Now what did we learn
December 11, 2024 at 1:04 AM
If I said these lights are aggressively primary, does that make sense to anyone?
December 5, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Watching 3000 Miles to Graceland for the first time. How much cocaine was wasted on this title sequence?
December 4, 2024 at 3:32 AM
This was a fantastic episode that you should listen to if you just read the recent bird flu developments. It will put some fears to rest, and also introduce new fears that might not otherwise occur to you!
Episode 250: The Next Pandemic

I’m joined by virologist @angierasmussen.bsky.social, author @joho.bsky.social & comedian @turnersparks.bsky.social to discuss Bird Flu updates & what the next pandemic could look like under the Trump administration.

iTunes: tinyurl.com/bdr5fd6e
November 26, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Put politicians on Hot Ones. I want to see Congress members answer policy questions while suffering and trying to eat flats.
November 19, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I barely posted to Twitter, so I might be mostly lurking.
November 18, 2024 at 2:53 PM