If there's one thing that won't pull at my heart strings, it's luxury properties burning down. Those rich people are gonna be fine.

Treating myself to new ear buds because I deserve them for not chasing my left ear bud as it bounced out of the case, across the train platform, and down onto the tracks #treatyoself

Watching the recent Georgian (the country) protests, I was like damn East Europe goes hard. But now I'm watching this Cold War series and realizing that a lot of people marching against USSR in 1989 were probably rioting against Russian electoral influence 2 weeks ago.

If the Lion King is based on Hamlet, that means "Timon & Puumba Adventures" is "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead."

Update: Lisa Frank is also a dickhole who steals from indie artists, but I really should've seen that coming. Anyway, I had this shit on either a folder or a Trapper Keeper and it was def foreshadowing:

Mezcal + Lisa Frank docuseries. Her son seems like a supreme dickhole.

remember kids, snitching doesn't pay

If I said these lights are aggressively primary, does that make sense to anyone?

Watching 3000 Miles to Graceland for the first time. How much cocaine was wasted on this title sequence?

This was a fantastic episode that you should listen to if you just read the recent bird flu developments. It will put some fears to rest, and also introduce new fears that might not otherwise occur to you!

Put politicians on Hot Ones. I want to see Congress members answer policy questions while suffering and trying to eat flats.

I barely posted to Twitter, so I might be mostly lurking.