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Sarah Sepanek
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Make it moist
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
It’s time to dust off this Thanksgiving banger

🫘 🥬 🥔 🍅 🎶

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Beans, Greens, Potatoes, Tomatoes Original + Remix
YouTube video by BailOut Videos
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November 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Civic duty & 18 ballot issues = done
Doody = not done 💩
Texas votes are valuable & every election is vital
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Here’s to a comedy legend!!! Her performance as Hyacinth was always hysterical, me and my mom would die laughing watching Keeping Up Appearances

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Patricia Routledge: Keeping Up Appearances star dies at 96
She also starred in Alan Bennett's TV monologues and played the BBC's amateur sleuth Hetty Wainthropp.
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October 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I was so depressed last night I almost watched Dear Zachary
September 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I wonder if cave people popped their knuckles or cracked their backs with satisfaction
August 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Falcon Crest was like Temu Dynasty & I loved Falcon Crest
August 9, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The Unsolved Mysteries music is dungeon synth
a stack of purple tubes with the words unsolved mystery written in yellow
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August 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
July 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
“This caramel is getting stuck in my teeth.”
“I’m fine with that, I have a water pik.”
July 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It took 30 years of listening to that Collective Soul song where he says “turn your head now baby just spit me out” for me to finally go “ew, what???”
June 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Well at least we still have Kermit

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Muppet's Kokomo
YouTube video by John Hillmer
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June 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Da Popa is a-comin’!
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Da pope is a coming!
YouTube video by skigss
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May 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I just said out loud
DOS EQUIS ONE CUP
so I now own that copyright forever ©️™️
April 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Quint’s death in Jaws is made even more horrible (if possible) by the fact that land is clearly visible behind them 🦈
March 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Dudes who bounce up and down outside the mosh pit like they’re about to jump into double dutch #sxsw
March 15, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Me getting into SXSW swag scrounging mode … 10 days of free drinks food tote bags koozies
a cartoon of a rat eating a sandwich with a straw
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March 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
For a few years, Rita Hayworth was his stepmother (before his dad dumped Rita for Gene Tierney)
The Aga Khan IV, leader of the world’s 15 million Ismaili Muslims and one of the wealthiest hereditary rulers, has died at 88. nyti.ms/4gAPVnG
February 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Reposted by Sarah Sepanek
Call to action: 50 protests, 50 states, one day.

#3E #USprotests #endimpunity #endautogenocide #endoligarchy #Feb5
February 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’m convinced the AI whatever posts memes with incorrect grammar on purpose so the comments of “‘THEIR’, STUPID” will generate engagement and as a copy editor this makes me weep for respect for the art of human language
January 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Hashlet
January 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I love when it’s cold in Austin; the roads are empty as everyone hides out inside.
I HOLD DOMINION OVER THE WEAK MUA HA HA
January 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Mike DeWine still continues to be a total sack of shit but still deludes himself that people think he’s progressive
Tonight, near midnight, Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signed bill into law to charge public for footage from law enforcement, including body cams

This follows a massive bill passed in December at 2 am (via @morgantrau.bsky.social) www.news5cleveland.com/news/politic...
January 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM