Sarah Sepanek
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Civic duty & 18 ballot issues = done
Doody = not done 💩
Texas votes are valuable & every election is vital
Doody = not done 💩
Texas votes are valuable & every election is vital
November 4, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Civic duty & 18 ballot issues = done
Doody = not done 💩
Texas votes are valuable & every election is vital
Doody = not done 💩
Texas votes are valuable & every election is vital
“This caramel is getting stuck in my teeth.”
“I’m fine with that, I have a water pik.”
“I’m fine with that, I have a water pik.”
July 17, 2025 at 2:37 AM
“This caramel is getting stuck in my teeth.”
“I’m fine with that, I have a water pik.”
“I’m fine with that, I have a water pik.”
I love when it’s cold in Austin; the roads are empty as everyone hides out inside.
I HOLD DOMINION OVER THE WEAK MUA HA HA
I HOLD DOMINION OVER THE WEAK MUA HA HA
January 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I love when it’s cold in Austin; the roads are empty as everyone hides out inside.
I HOLD DOMINION OVER THE WEAK MUA HA HA
I HOLD DOMINION OVER THE WEAK MUA HA HA
At a Krampus harsh noise toy drive Friday the 13th Christmas party in Austin and they’re playing metal covers of Xmas songs but then randomly play Type O so I exclaim It’s a Peter Steele Christmas! out loud to everybody 🎄❄️⛄️💚
December 14, 2024 at 5:39 AM
At a Krampus harsh noise toy drive Friday the 13th Christmas party in Austin and they’re playing metal covers of Xmas songs but then randomly play Type O so I exclaim It’s a Peter Steele Christmas! out loud to everybody 🎄❄️⛄️💚
But if you really want to see how union-strong Ohio went crazy you gotta go back to Jim Traficant, the original populist cult icon criminal psycho who was big with the Tea Party and was also supported to be put on the ballot while he was in prison for racketeering lol.
November 27, 2024 at 5:19 PM
But if you really want to see how union-strong Ohio went crazy you gotta go back to Jim Traficant, the original populist cult icon criminal psycho who was big with the Tea Party and was also supported to be put on the ballot while he was in prison for racketeering lol.
My favorite. She’s just amazing, you can’t take your eyes off her. I got a tattoo from that movie
November 27, 2024 at 5:07 AM
My favorite. She’s just amazing, you can’t take your eyes off her. I got a tattoo from that movie
I DO NOT NEED ANY MORE CONCERT SHIRTS but I needed this one 👽 🛸 🔺
November 21, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I DO NOT NEED ANY MORE CONCERT SHIRTS but I needed this one 👽 🛸 🔺
Oh yeah & eventually friends of mine recorded an album inside Mike Tyson’s abandoned mansion next to his indoor swimming pool (for the incredible acoustics)
November 15, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Oh yeah & eventually friends of mine recorded an album inside Mike Tyson’s abandoned mansion next to his indoor swimming pool (for the incredible acoustics)
With the Tyson fight tomorrow, here’s the story of how when he got out of prison for rape he moved near my hometown (a place with lots of boxing history) in Ohio (where he could have his tigers) & as part of community service or something he came to my high school despite being a sex offender 2/3 🧵
November 15, 2024 at 2:29 AM
With the Tyson fight tomorrow, here’s the story of how when he got out of prison for rape he moved near my hometown (a place with lots of boxing history) in Ohio (where he could have his tigers) & as part of community service or something he came to my high school despite being a sex offender 2/3 🧵
Remember, these are just “nominations” at this point and hopefully will be subject to scrutiny, background checks, and reality
“Does Artemis know how to run a sound board?”
“We don’t have a very deep bench, Dee.”
“Does Artemis know how to run a sound board?”
“We don’t have a very deep bench, Dee.”
November 13, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Remember, these are just “nominations” at this point and hopefully will be subject to scrutiny, background checks, and reality
“Does Artemis know how to run a sound board?”
“We don’t have a very deep bench, Dee.”
“Does Artemis know how to run a sound board?”
“We don’t have a very deep bench, Dee.”
With all the current discourse about fucking sofas I’m surprised I haven’t seen mention of these two
July 31, 2024 at 5:39 PM
With all the current discourse about fucking sofas I’m surprised I haven’t seen mention of these two
Saw a Cybertruck in the wild on my way home from work, I was close to home so I followed it a few blocks to the Tesla showroom off St. Elmo (how fitting lol) … it was backed in so I couldn’t see if it was marked RC … looks like they swapped out those hubcaps that were gouging out the sidewalls lol
February 7, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Saw a Cybertruck in the wild on my way home from work, I was close to home so I followed it a few blocks to the Tesla showroom off St. Elmo (how fitting lol) … it was backed in so I couldn’t see if it was marked RC … looks like they swapped out those hubcaps that were gouging out the sidewalls lol
V excited to discuss Arby’s with Bill Oakley of steamed hams fame this week at our fake Moe’s we have in Austin every year … digging through 30 years of Simpsons memories to see if I have any deep unanswered questions for him
October 18, 2023 at 1:49 AM
V excited to discuss Arby’s with Bill Oakley of steamed hams fame this week at our fake Moe’s we have in Austin every year … digging through 30 years of Simpsons memories to see if I have any deep unanswered questions for him
I heard Cotton Eye Joe on the radio today; I am deeply distressed
October 14, 2023 at 11:06 PM
I heard Cotton Eye Joe on the radio today; I am deeply distressed
My dad and I have unintentionally watched three different Robert Patrick performances while I’ve been home - Fire in the Sky, T2 and he’s been rewatching Sopranos. I saw RP’s brother Richard Patrick w NIN last time I was home and they’re both Ohio boys so this is significant somehow. RP is the man.
October 7, 2023 at 5:45 AM
My dad and I have unintentionally watched three different Robert Patrick performances while I’ve been home - Fire in the Sky, T2 and he’s been rewatching Sopranos. I saw RP’s brother Richard Patrick w NIN last time I was home and they’re both Ohio boys so this is significant somehow. RP is the man.
As always people will find a way to have fun with his inane decisions
October 5, 2023 at 9:36 AM
As always people will find a way to have fun with his inane decisions
I love the feeling on the first day of a fest when they give you your wristband and you know that wristband is gonna see some shit #RippleFest
September 22, 2023 at 2:33 AM
I love the feeling on the first day of a fest when they give you your wristband and you know that wristband is gonna see some shit #RippleFest
Bugs is the best react
September 21, 2023 at 2:29 AM
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