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Sarah
@sarahmel.bsky.social
Look, I’m just chasing that Twitter high.
AI is getting too human. It, too, gives up halfway through a task.
August 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
You’d be terrified by the number of men I saw try to wash their junk at the bathroom sink with hand soap. Nothing better than eating breakfast and looking up to see a man on his tippy toes, trying to rinse off. Mere feet away from a shower.
July 4, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I lived across the street from a hotel with unmirrored windows and my livingroom faced into the bathrooms.

based on what I saw that year, even the things they claim are washed aren’t really clean.

Also, more men than you think dry off by clutching a hairdryer between their thighs or buttcheeks.
July 4, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Which is hilarious because that was the whole point. It’s absolutely not something I’d be interested in but a tiny bit of me now wants to get the job just to give him the finger for being such a dick about it.
July 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
And in a perfect world, it would do both.
June 17, 2025 at 7:28 AM
“AI is gonna run lawyers out of town!”

Whatever you say, pal. If anything it sounds like you’re breeding an industry of lawyers who specialize in AI-fuckery related law, but what do I know?
June 3, 2025 at 6:02 AM
How’s that social media cleanse going? 🤔
June 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Always the space needle, never the frank gehry horrorshow.
April 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM