Sarah
@sarahmel.bsky.social
Look, I’m just chasing that Twitter high.
Why are my most recent emojis so consistently things I’ve never used before? I’m positive I’ve never used the circled ones in my life. In what context would I have used the beans???
May 21, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Why are my most recent emojis so consistently things I’ve never used before? I’m positive I’ve never used the circled ones in my life. In what context would I have used the beans???
Some idiot on fb is trying to sell a knockoff of the Eames House Bird for $180, justifying the price because the real thing sells for over $300, except based on his pics I can confidently say his is the $30 one from Amazon. So no, it doesn’t “go for $355” because it’s a super cheap fake.
April 17, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Some idiot on fb is trying to sell a knockoff of the Eames House Bird for $180, justifying the price because the real thing sells for over $300, except based on his pics I can confidently say his is the $30 one from Amazon. So no, it doesn’t “go for $355” because it’s a super cheap fake.
Whoever painted this should go straight to jail. Jail for 1000 years.
March 26, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Whoever painted this should go straight to jail. Jail for 1000 years.
I am irrationally angry that this design book chose to use a picture of a stoneware cocotte as an example of Le Creuset’s cast iron cookware.
March 24, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I am irrationally angry that this design book chose to use a picture of a stoneware cocotte as an example of Le Creuset’s cast iron cookware.
I will never be as happy as Dieter Rams when he got to show off his garden Buddha.
March 3, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I will never be as happy as Dieter Rams when he got to show off his garden Buddha.
I think I found the perfect Eames print to hang over my knock off Eames rocker.
January 31, 2024 at 4:20 AM
I think I found the perfect Eames print to hang over my knock off Eames rocker.
Do we shop at the same target?
January 14, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Do we shop at the same target?
Hmm I wonder what’s going on on Threads?
Oh, wait. I see I’m not missing out on much
*closes Threads*
Oh, wait. I see I’m not missing out on much
*closes Threads*
January 1, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Hmm I wonder what’s going on on Threads?
Oh, wait. I see I’m not missing out on much
*closes Threads*
Oh, wait. I see I’m not missing out on much
*closes Threads*
9. A ton of new art
10. Muji Tube squeezers
10. Muji Tube squeezers
January 1, 2024 at 4:31 AM
9. A ton of new art
10. Muji Tube squeezers
10. Muji Tube squeezers
5. A vintage Die Ärzte poster + professional framing
6. A new turntable
7. Sound sticks
8. Stockholm lion bookends
6. A new turntable
7. Sound sticks
8. Stockholm lion bookends
January 1, 2024 at 4:29 AM
5. A vintage Die Ärzte poster + professional framing
6. A new turntable
7. Sound sticks
8. Stockholm lion bookends
6. A new turntable
7. Sound sticks
8. Stockholm lion bookends
Continuing my favorite consumerist tradition, here is a list of things I bought in 2023 that brought me joy
1. Pumice stones from Muji
2. Movable light switches (why does no one put light switches where I think they belong?)
3. A king size duvet for my queen size bed
4. Flowerpot rechargeable lamps
1. Pumice stones from Muji
2. Movable light switches (why does no one put light switches where I think they belong?)
3. A king size duvet for my queen size bed
4. Flowerpot rechargeable lamps
January 1, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Continuing my favorite consumerist tradition, here is a list of things I bought in 2023 that brought me joy
1. Pumice stones from Muji
2. Movable light switches (why does no one put light switches where I think they belong?)
3. A king size duvet for my queen size bed
4. Flowerpot rechargeable lamps
1. Pumice stones from Muji
2. Movable light switches (why does no one put light switches where I think they belong?)
3. A king size duvet for my queen size bed
4. Flowerpot rechargeable lamps
In case anyone ever accuses me of lacking follow through
December 19, 2023 at 12:39 AM
In case anyone ever accuses me of lacking follow through
I took a nap, dreamed I was wearing a shirt that said miststück on it in the Barbie font and now I want to make it to wear at the Die Ärzte show at Tempelhof next year.
December 16, 2023 at 3:12 AM
I took a nap, dreamed I was wearing a shirt that said miststück on it in the Barbie font and now I want to make it to wear at the Die Ärzte show at Tempelhof next year.
Signing up for discogs might be the worst financial decision I’ve ever made. How dare they let me know that not only does this seller have one item I want, but an additional 54. I cannot be trusted to make sound decisions with that information
December 14, 2023 at 11:36 PM
Signing up for discogs might be the worst financial decision I’ve ever made. How dare they let me know that not only does this seller have one item I want, but an additional 54. I cannot be trusted to make sound decisions with that information
This dog is judging you
December 8, 2023 at 6:52 AM
This dog is judging you
I found the original just to confirm it wasn’t a fever dream
December 4, 2023 at 8:21 PM
I found the original just to confirm it wasn’t a fever dream
I did a little search and found it. The recoil I felt when she pulled up her dress was intense
December 4, 2023 at 8:21 PM
I did a little search and found it. The recoil I felt when she pulled up her dress was intense
The moment you realize your new space ship bed is actually a magical vet transporter
November 29, 2023 at 6:32 PM
The moment you realize your new space ship bed is actually a magical vet transporter
This is the reflection of the screen in the hotel windows, so I think we can safely assume they saw it.
November 24, 2023 at 5:47 AM
This is the reflection of the screen in the hotel windows, so I think we can safely assume they saw it.
My tv had a weird defect and the manufacturer replaced it but let me keep the old one anyway. Today I put it to good use by hooking it up to my laptop and using it to share this message with the guests in the hotel across from my place.
November 24, 2023 at 5:46 AM
My tv had a weird defect and the manufacturer replaced it but let me keep the old one anyway. Today I put it to good use by hooking it up to my laptop and using it to share this message with the guests in the hotel across from my place.
Couldn’t sleep because of helicopters. Open TikTok and find this is going down just a couple blocks away
November 14, 2023 at 9:22 AM
Couldn’t sleep because of helicopters. Open TikTok and find this is going down just a couple blocks away
I found a bed bug under my covers
November 14, 2023 at 6:07 AM
I found a bed bug under my covers
Dhl exists to debunk the myth of German efficiency.
November 12, 2023 at 3:40 AM
Dhl exists to debunk the myth of German efficiency.
It’s officially this dude’s birthday. Happy 6th birthday, little man.
November 11, 2023 at 8:07 AM
It’s officially this dude’s birthday. Happy 6th birthday, little man.
This is the face of a v good boy
November 10, 2023 at 4:01 AM
This is the face of a v good boy