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Sarah Maywalt
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Super Duper Villain. Used to love #curling. Best friend of CHESTR. I use my evil powers for good.

And I'm #trans. Deal with it.
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I wrote Dean Gemmell, CEO of #USACurling, a letter. And when I say "wrote," I mean WROTE. It will take two posts to show it all. The text will be in the alt. (1/2)

#Curling #trans #WeBelong
This isn't the worst week of my life, but it's up there.
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
And yes, I'm trying to make "lunaversary" a thing.

I can't stand people who say "one month anniversary." That's like saying "one month annual report." It makes no sense!
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Today I celebrate one month (1st lunaversary) of my #USACurling insult card campaign!

Today's insult:

Dear Dean,

Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. Thanks for making our lives that much more miserable, Fathead.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I think it would be better if I stopped curling altogether.

I'm in constant agony over the continued discrimination and the platitude-professing apathy of the community I thought had accepted me.

But quitting would let them off the hook.

I'd rather die.

I'd. Rather. Die.
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

Have we made curling great again yet, Fathead?

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Late with the post, but it was sent!

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are A COWARD!

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Spoiler: Bill Maher is too much of a coward to do stand-up anymore.

Still keeping his BS HBO show where he can control the audience.
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are a Times Square Elmo in a human suit.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
As you know, yesterday was CHESTERday. Here is CHESTR'S #USACurling insult:

USA Curling is...

AYN ELEEVAYTOWR FOOLL AWF FAHRTS!!!!!

(translation: an elevator full of farts!)

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This is my yearly reminder that if you are paying $60+/month for Adobe Creative Cloud Pro, attempt to cancel your subscription.

As you go through the cancellation menu, you will be offered the same subscription for $30/month for a year.

When that is about to end, do the same thing.
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Today's #USACurling insult,

Dear Dean,

You are more disappointing than Hawaiian pizza.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you're trans or otherwise LGBTQ+ or pregnant or had an abortion or not Christian or have any of the previously mentioned people in your life, you should already be wary of going to a Catholic hospital.

Still, fuck the Catholic church.

www.oregonlive.com/health/2025/...
U.S. bishops ban gender-affirming care at Catholic hospitals. What does that mean for Oregon’s largest health system?
Providence officials said they are aware of the bishops’ revisions but are not making any immediate changes.
www.oregonlive.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are NOT "on fleek"!

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

I know you're telling yourself that you're still a good person...

but you're not.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I haven't read the article yet, but the headline made me laugh harder than I have in years.
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm bad at social situations. I have difficulty with emotional regulation. I know that makes me difficult to deal with at times.

Then, I have trouble figuring out if I've hurt the people I like, because I can't read cues.
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Today's #USACurling insult is about the current Olympic trials:

Dear Dean, (<---- Fathead)

Don't forget to remind your elite curlers where any funding from USA Curling comes from: OUR SUFFERING!

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

The IOC is not going to let you off the hook, Fathead.

(I also note that I'm taking a shine to "Fathead")

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You smell like feet, burnt feet.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yesterday was CHESTERday.

His #USACurling insult:

GNOH WAN LIKS U!!

LUV,
CHESTR

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is #USACurling postcard #20 and that means I've burned through my first sheet of stamps!

Today's insult:

Dear Dean,

Your haircut makes your head look fat, Fathead.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you look into Cornell's agreement there is an almost innocuous clause stating that it will comply with the Department of Justice's "Guidance for Recipients of Federal Funding Regarding Unlawful Discrimination" of July 29, 2025

Find that document here: www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justi...

#WeBelong
Justice Department Releases Guidance for Recipients of Federal Funding Regarding Unlawful Discrimination
WASHINGTON – Today, the Department of Justice released Guidance to ensure that recipients of federal funding do not engage in unlawful discrimination.  In particular, it clarifies that federal antidis...
www.justice.gov
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You know, I'm not usually one to worry about "Thank You" cards, but since our suffering is paying your mortgage, it's a real "Richard" move not to send one.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Donald Trump is a sociopath
YouTube video by JoJoFromJerz
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November 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM