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Sarah Maywalt
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Super Duper Villain. Used to love #curling. Best friend of CHESTR. I use my evil powers for good.

And I'm #trans. Deal with it.
Today I celebrate one month (1st lunaversary) of my #USACurling insult card campaign!

Today's insult:

Dear Dean,

Today is Trans Day of Remembrance. Thanks for making our lives that much more miserable, Fathead.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

Have we made curling great again yet, Fathead?

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Late with the post, but it was sent!

Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are A COWARD!

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Spoiler: Bill Maher is too much of a coward to do stand-up anymore.

Still keeping his BS HBO show where he can control the audience.
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are a Times Square Elmo in a human suit.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
As you know, yesterday was CHESTERday. Here is CHESTR'S #USACurling insult:

USA Curling is...

AYN ELEEVAYTOWR FOOLL AWF FAHRTS!!!!!

(translation: an elevator full of farts!)

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Today's #USACurling insult,

Dear Dean,

You are more disappointing than Hawaiian pizza.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You are NOT "on fleek"!

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

I know you're telling yourself that you're still a good person...

but you're not.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 13, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Today's #USACurling insult is about the current Olympic trials:

Dear Dean, (<---- Fathead)

Don't forget to remind your elite curlers where any funding from USA Curling comes from: OUR SUFFERING!

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

The IOC is not going to let you off the hook, Fathead.

(I also note that I'm taking a shine to "Fathead")

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You smell like feet, burnt feet.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yesterday was CHESTERday.

His #USACurling insult:

GNOH WAN LIKS U!!

LUV,
CHESTR

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This is #USACurling postcard #20 and that means I've burned through my first sheet of stamps!

Today's insult:

Dear Dean,

Your haircut makes your head look fat, Fathead.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I was Sarah... that Sarah... for Halloween once
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dear Dean,

You know, I'm not usually one to worry about "Thank You" cards, but since our suffering is paying your mortgage, it's a real "Richard" move not to send one.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

USA Curling is a heaping helping of casu martzu.

(Look it up!)

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If you are a Tesla stockholder voting on Elon Musk's pay today, I have one message:
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Today's insult has a astrophysics flava!

#USACurling is a Roche lobe of butts!

Science!

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

Dean, you are the type of person who would loudly say that there are no Jewish people in the house while silently pointing to the attic.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
That brings us to today's #USACurling insult postcard.

Insult:

Dean, you are a yellow-bellied sap sucker!

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Yesterday was CHESTERday, and though I didn't post, a #USACurling insult postcard was made!

CHESTR Insult:

U R VEEL!!

(Translation: "VEEL" = "dumb")

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
November 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My #USACurling insult postcard campaign reaches lucky number 13!

Insult:

You have the charisma of a bottle of flat RC Cola.

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench #RCCola
November 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Portland has gifted me a taste of the city of my birth.

This is what in we, in Binghamton, NY, call a "sunny day."

Yes, it's cloudy, but the sun is shining through just enough to cast a real shadow.
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Today's #USACurling insult:

You are a poopy-poopy doo-doo head

#curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench #MaturityIsForNERDS
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM