I’m creative but not chaotic enough to be an artist
June 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I’m creative but not chaotic enough to be an artist
[work email notification dings]
Me: [yelling] WHAT NOW
Me: [yelling] WHAT NOW
June 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
[work email notification dings]
Me: [yelling] WHAT NOW
Me: [yelling] WHAT NOW
Option 1: Pop the Big Orange Zit now and risk scarring, understanding that the bacteria is still there
Option 2: Combat the bacteria below the surface so the Zit will slough off over time without a fight
Option 2: Combat the bacteria below the surface so the Zit will slough off over time without a fight
June 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Option 1: Pop the Big Orange Zit now and risk scarring, understanding that the bacteria is still there
Option 2: Combat the bacteria below the surface so the Zit will slough off over time without a fight
Option 2: Combat the bacteria below the surface so the Zit will slough off over time without a fight
Reposted by Sarah Stone
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
I’m so happy for the people who are removed enough from this industry to enjoy The Studio and I personally look forward to watching it after I retire
June 17, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m so happy for the people who are removed enough from this industry to enjoy The Studio and I personally look forward to watching it after I retire
Let me tell you something about guys who are 5’10”
Half of them are 5’8”
Half of them are 5’8”
June 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Let me tell you something about guys who are 5’10”
Half of them are 5’8”
Half of them are 5’8”
Idk guys sometimes there is no nuance to it
June 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Idk guys sometimes there is no nuance to it
Reposted by Sarah Stone
My main leverage in any transaction is: “You don’t want to disappoint me, do you?!”
Secondary leverage: “Let’s just get through this so we can both be done.”
Secondary leverage: “Let’s just get through this so we can both be done.”
May 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My main leverage in any transaction is: “You don’t want to disappoint me, do you?!”
Secondary leverage: “Let’s just get through this so we can both be done.”
Secondary leverage: “Let’s just get through this so we can both be done.”
Reposted by Sarah Stone
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
I work very quickly and efficiently, and if there’s a delay in my workflow, it’s because I’m trying to remember where the letter H comes in the alphabet
May 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I work very quickly and efficiently, and if there’s a delay in my workflow, it’s because I’m trying to remember where the letter H comes in the alphabet
Honestly so happy for all of you who have Good Friday off — good for you
April 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Honestly so happy for all of you who have Good Friday off — good for you
I am not tech support, but I have to say, “Update your browser!” to at least one coworker every week
April 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I am not tech support, but I have to say, “Update your browser!” to at least one coworker every week
Severance is very stressful bc I know these people aren’t getting their data refinement done before they go home each night. That work is piling 👏 up 👏
April 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Severance is very stressful bc I know these people aren’t getting their data refinement done before they go home each night. That work is piling 👏 up 👏
We became shocked and horrified in September 2001 and we just stayed like that so long that our faces froze like that and
THIS is why Millennials “look so young”
THIS is why Millennials “look so young”
April 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We became shocked and horrified in September 2001 and we just stayed like that so long that our faces froze like that and
THIS is why Millennials “look so young”
THIS is why Millennials “look so young”
✅ milkshake
✅ smoothie
❌ cold soup
✅ smoothie
❌ cold soup
March 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
✅ milkshake
✅ smoothie
❌ cold soup
✅ smoothie
❌ cold soup
You guyyyyyyys my coworker just sidebar asked me how I maintain such a great work/life balance and keep my weekends just for myself 💀 Maybe I’m doing better than I thought?!
March 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You guyyyyyyys my coworker just sidebar asked me how I maintain such a great work/life balance and keep my weekends just for myself 💀 Maybe I’m doing better than I thought?!
Saturday morning commercials are my cited source to defend my belief that a bowl of Lucky Charms is a perfectly legitimate [part of a balanced] breakfast
March 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Saturday morning commercials are my cited source to defend my belief that a bowl of Lucky Charms is a perfectly legitimate [part of a balanced] breakfast
Reposted by Sarah Stone
1977: we *have* to let the Nazis march in Skokie, IL because if we don't protect the worst fuckers on Earth we might be next!
2025: we *only* let Nazis march, and also if you say something mean about that Cybertruck the President can have you shot
2025: we *only* let Nazis march, and also if you say something mean about that Cybertruck the President can have you shot
March 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
1977: we *have* to let the Nazis march in Skokie, IL because if we don't protect the worst fuckers on Earth we might be next!
2025: we *only* let Nazis march, and also if you say something mean about that Cybertruck the President can have you shot
2025: we *only* let Nazis march, and also if you say something mean about that Cybertruck the President can have you shot
Yes I use the artificial intelligence tool for daily stuff as needed BUT I always thank it afterwards so I’m not afraid of the terrors to come
March 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Yes I use the artificial intelligence tool for daily stuff as needed BUT I always thank it afterwards so I’m not afraid of the terrors to come
I appreciate the IMDb Parents Guide so I know what I can watch with my parents
March 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I appreciate the IMDb Parents Guide so I know what I can watch with my parents
Kinda wish the “Apple products for good characters only” rule was true in real life
March 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Kinda wish the “Apple products for good characters only” rule was true in real life
Yes, Linda, I’d love to take vacations while I’m young but that would require money while I’m young so I’ll continue taking PTO to stay home and read a book instead
March 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Yes, Linda, I’d love to take vacations while I’m young but that would require money while I’m young so I’ll continue taking PTO to stay home and read a book instead
Cannot fathom the Thursdayness of it all
February 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Cannot fathom the Thursdayness of it all
It’s a good thing crème brûlée is so hands-on and time-consuming or else I’d make it for all my meals every day for the rest of my life
February 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s a good thing crème brûlée is so hands-on and time-consuming or else I’d make it for all my meals every day for the rest of my life