gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

Fwiw, I do not think this is what Tim Berners Lee had in mind

I just think it's sad that the world's two coolest guys are fighting and suddenly everyone is ready to tear them apart for it. A lot of you are showing your true colours this evening, smh.

I don't go into M&S very often because sometimes it doesn't feel like my kind of scene but you know what, maybe I'm wrong.

Deeply enjoyed this "Good luck, babe" esque note from my management company that implies you will be left to die if you get stuck in the lift.

Was messaging someone from Adverts earlier to say I'd given her husband cash and autocorrect changed "I gave it to your husband" to "I have your husband", which I think is an incredible bargaining tool.

Someone was saying they feel nostalgic about lockdown and 2020 so I'd like to share this sequence of photos during which I - freshly evicted during a pandemic - discovered the room I was viewing had a shower about 30cm away from the bed.

Happy #GE2024 Election Eve! Don't forget to leave some raw milk and anti-vaccine conspiracy theories for your local right-wing independents beside the fireplace, and room under your tree for your family members in Australia that Simon Harris has kidnapped

If Elon Musk kills a bunch of his own fans with a brain implant I will have to begrudgingly give him credit for actually doing something funny for once

Once again thinking about this dog from 1908, who kept pushing children into the river so he could get steaks for rescuing them.

Me: Well, I better get to bed.

The minute my head touches the pillow:

WHICH OF THE PICKWICK TRIPLETS DID IT, WHO OF THE CREW WOULD COMMIT THIS CRIME.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Piv1...