I need to get John Cena in my coffee shop asap

The DC shooter's neighbor was perfectly on message. Solidarity, sir.

main character syndrome L moment: I've been catching lingering looks when passing by other drivers, and I thought it's because I look good or something, gave me a lil ego boost when it happened. but it only just occurred to me that it might be that I look weird while driving :(

Pope Latte V
Goes kinda hard

It's hard out here having the cutest baby maybe ever and also having a conscience about putting the images of children on the Internet forever. I want to share so many pictures but I shan't

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

I thought there would be more guests and am more impressed that there weren't - just enough for the storyline to be told. I'm now wondering if he wrote tv off just so he could tell everybody watching his halftime show to do just that .

made my kid pause nth spidey rewatch to stream the kendrick concert to the tv - I was asked to "stop dancing, mom"

pop music aficionados and parents of young children: the transformation sequence in Spidey and his amazing friends ("they'll use their best detective skills..") + hoziers too sweet have the same chord progression; they can be sung at the same time. do with this what you will

For when I want to tell a story referring to a family member whose relation is yet too complicated for the toddler to understand, I will now be using the phrase "your ancestor"

I'm genuinely so afraid of my own digital footprint that I am frozen into not posting. What if they find it later? Who is they? Spiraling... anyways, if I become sick with the cool disease and someone decides to cure me all they need to do is find all the embarrassing shit I said on the internet

Robert. What have you done

I swear to God I'm not trying to become a Robert Komaniecki reply guy but I actually follow like seven people on here and he's the most active so I do be replying