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This site is gonna be about 100% more usable for 72 hours
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This site is gonna be about 100% more usable for 72 hours
I was so in my feelings about billionaire climate terrorist Taylor swift when I posted this lmaoooo
she strikes me as someone who fakes it when she’s alone in a room with a vibrator like fr
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I was so in my feelings about billionaire climate terrorist Taylor swift when I posted this lmaoooo
she strikes me as someone who fakes it when she’s alone in a room with a vibrator like fr
October 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
she strikes me as someone who fakes it when she’s alone in a room with a vibrator like fr
I am truly haunted by some of the people who see every single one of my Instagram stories. ghosts from my past that I genuinely don’t understand why they’d care
and still I post idk girl I like attention
and still I post idk girl I like attention
September 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I am truly haunted by some of the people who see every single one of my Instagram stories. ghosts from my past that I genuinely don’t understand why they’d care
and still I post idk girl I like attention
and still I post idk girl I like attention
ok so I bought a cameo of Carson Kressley deep into the pandemic in a sort of depressed fugue state following the show Stars on Mars for like $20. 2021 me would not believe the ending of this story
August 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
ok so I bought a cameo of Carson Kressley deep into the pandemic in a sort of depressed fugue state following the show Stars on Mars for like $20. 2021 me would not believe the ending of this story
Drive home from school:
3-year-old: Mama, you not having a penis?
Me: no buddy I don’t have penis
3-year-old: takes long pause and looks out window… “you only got a BUTT?!”
3-year-old: Mama, you not having a penis?
Me: no buddy I don’t have penis
3-year-old: takes long pause and looks out window… “you only got a BUTT?!”
August 16, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Drive home from school:
3-year-old: Mama, you not having a penis?
Me: no buddy I don’t have penis
3-year-old: takes long pause and looks out window… “you only got a BUTT?!”
3-year-old: Mama, you not having a penis?
Me: no buddy I don’t have penis
3-year-old: takes long pause and looks out window… “you only got a BUTT?!”
But wait no library slander here!! They reminded me inter library loan exists. This was a personal failing libraries kick ass!!!!
lol they said no
July 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
But wait no library slander here!! They reminded me inter library loan exists. This was a personal failing libraries kick ass!!!!
I just submitted my first request to my local library to buy a book I want to read but they don’t have. Furthering my quest to become a library final boss
July 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I just submitted my first request to my local library to buy a book I want to read but they don’t have. Furthering my quest to become a library final boss
Hey, all the porn bots that follow me! Y’all remember that show on MTV where they secretly filmed people singing in their car? Well I pretend to be on that show every day jic it’s being rebooted and I didn’t know
June 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hey, all the porn bots that follow me! Y’all remember that show on MTV where they secretly filmed people singing in their car? Well I pretend to be on that show every day jic it’s being rebooted and I didn’t know
One of my three-year-olds says “pooter” for “computer” and it is one of the only things keeping me hanging on rn
June 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
One of my three-year-olds says “pooter” for “computer” and it is one of the only things keeping me hanging on rn
I love remarking. If you catch me saying please stop me and remind me to remark. so much better
May 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I love remarking. If you catch me saying please stop me and remind me to remark. so much better
I should just delete that app of my own volition atp right?
May 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I should just delete that app of my own volition atp right?
“And not be, you know, whatever but” gotta be one of the best ways to start a sentence
April 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“And not be, you know, whatever but” gotta be one of the best ways to start a sentence
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as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
April 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
I had two babies in 2021, mind you
I feel like 2021 kinda didn’t happen
March 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I had two babies in 2021, mind you
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shopping for replacement stove knobs
March 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
shopping for replacement stove knobs
50 cent really had us yelling “I’m into having sex I ain’t into making love” in the gym
March 26, 2025 at 12:02 PM
50 cent really had us yelling “I’m into having sex I ain’t into making love” in the gym
to be clear I ate them, this wasn’t about like cleaning out my purse
I dropped an entire bag of Mike n ikes in my purse like a month ago and just when I think I had to have gotten the last one… another one appears. Live laugh love
March 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
to be clear I ate them, this wasn’t about like cleaning out my purse
Is anyone else named Lorne or just him ?
February 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Is anyone else named Lorne or just him ?
Walter Tevis hive rise up #waltertevishive #riseup
January 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Walter Tevis hive rise up #waltertevishive #riseup
One of my kids has started saying gang gang? He’s 3?
January 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
One of my kids has started saying gang gang? He’s 3?
I’m seeing now this is not an original thought 👍
I’m literally learning mandarin and using red note before I go to reels. IG reels<<< IG reels comments <<<<<<<<<<???
January 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I’m seeing now this is not an original thought 👍