dirty south clean girl
@sarabursavich.bsky.social
louisiana 🐣 bay area 🏡
sourpuss with 2 dogs 🐾
political but stupid 🫦
sourpuss with 2 dogs 🐾
political but stupid 🫦
my most boomer coded belief is that this is good and appropriate if you work front of house
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
my most boomer coded belief is that this is good and appropriate if you work front of house
help i have a leftist etiquette question: did i unintentionally insult a person who i did not know was trans when i said “you’re a better woman than me” after they told me they hand wash all their silicone sex toys
August 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
help i have a leftist etiquette question: did i unintentionally insult a person who i did not know was trans when i said “you’re a better woman than me” after they told me they hand wash all their silicone sex toys
i also have a story about insulting don lemon but unfortunately mine is worse
i was at a media event and was being introduced to a group of people and the second person in was just staring at me, i asked him his name and he flatly goes “i’m don lemon” and i realized it was him and i didn’t recognize him so i said “hi don lemon” and he stared at me blankly after shaking hands
July 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i also have a story about insulting don lemon but unfortunately mine is worse
uncannily poetic that this stupid world will be blown to smithereens when a literate coffee pot slips on a mathematical banana peel
June 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
uncannily poetic that this stupid world will be blown to smithereens when a literate coffee pot slips on a mathematical banana peel
i’m v kate to the game but just started watching Couples therapy and every interaction between Annie and Mau leaves me thinking he must actually have a magic dick bc she is so far and away out of his league (and self possessed enough to know better) and he is such an insufferable child
June 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i’m v kate to the game but just started watching Couples therapy and every interaction between Annie and Mau leaves me thinking he must actually have a magic dick bc she is so far and away out of his league (and self possessed enough to know better) and he is such an insufferable child
I DONT WANT ANOTHER DEVICE I WANT A MAGIC ELIXIR THAT WILL MAKE MY DOG LIVE AS LONG AS ME
“The product will be capable of being fully aware of a user’s surroundings and life, will be unobtrusive, able to rest in one’s pocket or on one’s desk, and will be a third core device a person would put on a desk after a MacBook Pro and an iPhone.” 🫠
Exclusive | What Sam Altman Told OpenAI About the Secret Device He’s Making With Jony Ive
The idea is a “chance to do the biggest thing we’ve ever done as a company here,” Altman told OpenAI employees Wednesday.
www.wsj.com
May 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I DONT WANT ANOTHER DEVICE I WANT A MAGIC ELIXIR THAT WILL MAKE MY DOG LIVE AS LONG AS ME
probably an unpopular opinion but
men should have pocket knives
everyone can have them actually but esp people who bitch about the decline of trad masc. when i was growing up, Real Men could cut the tags off a new sweater at a moment’s notice
men should have pocket knives
everyone can have them actually but esp people who bitch about the decline of trad masc. when i was growing up, Real Men could cut the tags off a new sweater at a moment’s notice
May 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
probably an unpopular opinion but
men should have pocket knives
everyone can have them actually but esp people who bitch about the decline of trad masc. when i was growing up, Real Men could cut the tags off a new sweater at a moment’s notice
men should have pocket knives
everyone can have them actually but esp people who bitch about the decline of trad masc. when i was growing up, Real Men could cut the tags off a new sweater at a moment’s notice
jeopardy masters FINALLY designing a category i know every answer to and it’s “hymns and spirituals” 😭
May 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
jeopardy masters FINALLY designing a category i know every answer to and it’s “hymns and spirituals” 😭
i know this is true and it makes me sad.
i don’t think the author did great research on why this is happening (or even what a Southern accent is 🙄) but the conclusion that they’re disappearing is undeniable
i don’t think the author did great research on why this is happening (or even what a Southern accent is 🙄) but the conclusion that they’re disappearing is undeniable
Southern accents are disappearing in some parts of the U.S. South
Is the Southern accent fixin' to disappear in parts of the US South?
Southern accents are disappearing in some parts of the U.S. South due to the migration of people into the region from other parts of the United States and around the world.
apnews.com
May 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
i know this is true and it makes me sad.
i don’t think the author did great research on why this is happening (or even what a Southern accent is 🙄) but the conclusion that they’re disappearing is undeniable
i don’t think the author did great research on why this is happening (or even what a Southern accent is 🙄) but the conclusion that they’re disappearing is undeniable
Reposted by dirty south clean girl
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
me, cutting my social media diet to 2 hours a day, reading only 1-3 articles a day, and closing an app when i start feeling anxious: yeah i’ve had to disengage with news and politics for my mental health
someone who has never, not once read a long form article: buT hOw wiLL u StaY aWArEeeeeee
someone who has never, not once read a long form article: buT hOw wiLL u StaY aWArEeeeeee
May 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
me, cutting my social media diet to 2 hours a day, reading only 1-3 articles a day, and closing an app when i start feeling anxious: yeah i’ve had to disengage with news and politics for my mental health
someone who has never, not once read a long form article: buT hOw wiLL u StaY aWArEeeeeee
someone who has never, not once read a long form article: buT hOw wiLL u StaY aWArEeeeeee
pilates teacher said a lot of women hold generational trauma in their hips and my first thought was: that’s why my ass is so big
April 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
pilates teacher said a lot of women hold generational trauma in their hips and my first thought was: that’s why my ass is so big
this site is now exactly like 2020 twitter which means i open it for an update and quickly spiral into panic about the future of the world
January 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
this site is now exactly like 2020 twitter which means i open it for an update and quickly spiral into panic about the future of the world
when i say i miss the south, what i mean is it’s been far too long since anyone said “let me hug your neck” to me
December 31, 2024 at 10:05 PM
when i say i miss the south, what i mean is it’s been far too long since anyone said “let me hug your neck” to me
1. make a spare key and hide it somewhere clever. forget about it
2. one year later, try to find the key. look *everywhere* then give up
3. make a new key. think of a good (better than last time!) place to hide it
4. find the original key that you hid. in that very spot
5. repeat every 2-4 years
🤡
2. one year later, try to find the key. look *everywhere* then give up
3. make a new key. think of a good (better than last time!) place to hide it
4. find the original key that you hid. in that very spot
5. repeat every 2-4 years
🤡
December 31, 2024 at 7:37 PM
1. make a spare key and hide it somewhere clever. forget about it
2. one year later, try to find the key. look *everywhere* then give up
3. make a new key. think of a good (better than last time!) place to hide it
4. find the original key that you hid. in that very spot
5. repeat every 2-4 years
🤡
2. one year later, try to find the key. look *everywhere* then give up
3. make a new key. think of a good (better than last time!) place to hide it
4. find the original key that you hid. in that very spot
5. repeat every 2-4 years
🤡
to all my young sisters discovering 2000’s fashion: you need some clinique bamboo pink lipstick
December 21, 2024 at 12:47 AM
to all my young sisters discovering 2000’s fashion: you need some clinique bamboo pink lipstick
i would love if we started adding “in preparation for the rapture, so-and-so says _____ ” to the front of all statements from evangelical republicans. it’s important context that you miss if you didn’t grow up
with those people, but it is understood in everything they say - a very iykyk thing
with those people, but it is understood in everything they say - a very iykyk thing
Mike Huckabee, Trump's nominee to be ambassador to Israel, lays out his vision for a single state:
December 4, 2024 at 3:49 AM
i would love if we started adding “in preparation for the rapture, so-and-so says _____ ” to the front of all statements from evangelical republicans. it’s important context that you miss if you didn’t grow up
with those people, but it is understood in everything they say - a very iykyk thing
with those people, but it is understood in everything they say - a very iykyk thing
obligatory poultry pr0n
November 29, 2024 at 5:40 AM
obligatory poultry pr0n
i am only a buyer of books for myself, but i have noticed this seems to be the case with my local bookstore too - and ESPECIALLY the library
When I was a buyer at a large indie, my rule of thumb was:
1 preorder: huh, let me take a closer look at this one
2 preorders: we need to stock this book
3 preorders: we should order enough to face this out
4+ preorders: this should be on front-of-store display
1 preorder: huh, let me take a closer look at this one
2 preorders: we need to stock this book
3 preorders: we should order enough to face this out
4+ preorders: this should be on front-of-store display
More detail: When booksellers get pre-orders, it's a quantitative and qualitative signal that there is like *something here* about a book. The avalanche of new books out there is hard to communicate if you're not in the industry, and pre-orders are one of vanishingly few signals. It is a real thing!
November 21, 2024 at 4:22 PM
i am only a buyer of books for myself, but i have noticed this seems to be the case with my local bookstore too - and ESPECIALLY the library
a lot of people think dogs shouldn’t drive but they’re just haters
November 15, 2024 at 6:04 PM
a lot of people think dogs shouldn’t drive but they’re just haters
oh i am like FUCKED fucked
I am not exaggerating about the very real possibility there will be no ADHD meds and no SSRIs (or they will be very difficult to procure) under the Trump administration: futurism.com/neoscope/rfk...
RFK Jr. Says He’ll Send People Taking Adderall to Labor Camps
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. wants to strip people of their tech gadgets and send them to government-funded "wellness farms" to grow organic food.
futurism.com
November 15, 2024 at 5:59 PM
oh i am like FUCKED fucked
i ❤️ drinking water and being gay and living in the dumbest timeline
New possible HHS secretary RFK Jr. has said chemicals in the water could be turning children gay:
www.cnn.com/2023/07/13/p...
www.cnn.com/2023/07/13/p...
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. repeatedly suggested that chemicals in water are impacting sexuality of children | CNN Politics
Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has a history of repeatedly sharing unfounded conspiracies that man-made chemicals in the environment could be making children gay or transgende...
www.cnn.com
November 14, 2024 at 9:45 PM
i ❤️ drinking water and being gay and living in the dumbest timeline
last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 14, 2024 at 11:56 AM
last saved meme is your moral philosophy
just occurred to me that the little one is a scorpio, which makes perfect sense
November 13, 2024 at 9:03 PM
just occurred to me that the little one is a scorpio, which makes perfect sense
timeline cleanse: 2 good girls
November 9, 2024 at 6:13 AM
timeline cleanse: 2 good girls