@sapphire3000.bsky.social
I'm not here for cishet men. I'm not anywhere for cishet men. Shoo. Go away.
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I can't believe how unbelievably embarrassing it is to be from the US right now.
January 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I can't believe how unbelievably embarrassing it is to be from the US right now.
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You shouldn’t be allowed to celebrate Christmas if you hate people who seek refuge in a strange land so they can have a baby.
December 25, 2024 at 8:18 PM
You shouldn’t be allowed to celebrate Christmas if you hate people who seek refuge in a strange land so they can have a baby.
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Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation
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December 25, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Christmas Tree Lot Guy So Ready For Annual 46-Week Vacation
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If you're visiting at my house and I say "I need to get this wig off," that means it's time for you to leave. Beat it, bitch!
December 25, 2024 at 1:53 AM
If you're visiting at my house and I say "I need to get this wig off," that means it's time for you to leave. Beat it, bitch!
Over the years I've collected many a personal friend from various social media platforms. Can't wait to see which of you little Bluesky weirdos is going to become my next BAE.🥰
December 24, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Over the years I've collected many a personal friend from various social media platforms. Can't wait to see which of you little Bluesky weirdos is going to become my next BAE.🥰
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Thou shalt pay Amazon workers fairly, for they are as close as it gets to being Santa’s elves. Without them, Christmas doesn’t happen.
December 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Thou shalt pay Amazon workers fairly, for they are as close as it gets to being Santa’s elves. Without them, Christmas doesn’t happen.
Never forget
December 21, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Never forget
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Touch Screen Toaster. Society will not rest until we have placed a touch screen on everything. Touch screen skateboards. Touch screen dental floss. And of course, touch screen touch screens.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSSGHLY...
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December 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Touch Screen Toaster. Society will not rest until we have placed a touch screen on everything. Touch screen skateboards. Touch screen dental floss. And of course, touch screen touch screens.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSSGHLY...
www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSSGHLY...
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Nature is crazy.
December 19, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Nature is crazy.
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Ash doin a glitch
December 18, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Ash doin a glitch
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That’s right, Miss Betty!!
December 17, 2024 at 4:02 PM
That’s right, Miss Betty!!
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A mouse outsmarted me again. AGAIN.
December 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
A mouse outsmarted me again. AGAIN.
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December 17, 2024 at 11:45 AM
My mom just said "I'm ready to go to bed" and I almost said "I'm ready to take a dirt nap."
December 17, 2024 at 2:20 AM
My mom just said "I'm ready to go to bed" and I almost said "I'm ready to take a dirt nap."