max • they/them
@sapphiccrafter.bsky.social
nonbinary lesbian into fiber arts, painting, design, and other crafts 🧡🤍🩷 absolutely no AI ever
Threads & IG: @all.crafts.are.beautiful
Threads & IG: @all.crafts.are.beautiful
My team got second in Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader trivia last night so I think that means I'm a little bit smarter than a fifth grader but you be the judge
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My team got second in Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader trivia last night so I think that means I'm a little bit smarter than a fifth grader but you be the judge
Texting the other lesbian at work during a meeting that her hair looks really good today and seeing her blush on camera is a new kind of high I'll be riding for a while
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Texting the other lesbian at work during a meeting that her hair looks really good today and seeing her blush on camera is a new kind of high I'll be riding for a while
Day 3 of having a roommate and I'm already tired of putting on pants
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Day 3 of having a roommate and I'm already tired of putting on pants
You ever just have an idea and execute it in 45 minutes (Bob's Burgers fans IYKYK)
November 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
You ever just have an idea and execute it in 45 minutes (Bob's Burgers fans IYKYK)
Me: *posts a free dog bed in a buy nothing group* DM me for address!
Person: Can I have it?
Me: Yes
Person: Cool I'll pick it up today
I wonder when they'll realize they don't know where I live
Person: Can I have it?
Me: Yes
Person: Cool I'll pick it up today
I wonder when they'll realize they don't know where I live
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Me: *posts a free dog bed in a buy nothing group* DM me for address!
Person: Can I have it?
Me: Yes
Person: Cool I'll pick it up today
I wonder when they'll realize they don't know where I live
Person: Can I have it?
Me: Yes
Person: Cool I'll pick it up today
I wonder when they'll realize they don't know where I live
I had a beautiful dream last night set in 1950's suburbia where Heath Ledger (rip) was a bisexual bachelor who had all sorts of lovers but managed to never get caught (lavender scare) and there was intrigue and sneaking around and women in pencil skirts and I mayyyyy need to write this book?
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I had a beautiful dream last night set in 1950's suburbia where Heath Ledger (rip) was a bisexual bachelor who had all sorts of lovers but managed to never get caught (lavender scare) and there was intrigue and sneaking around and women in pencil skirts and I mayyyyy need to write this book?
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Copied this idea from someone on threads - please consider turning your little free library into a food pantry! Flyer printable (both Baltimore specific and generic) below
November 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Copied this idea from someone on threads - please consider turning your little free library into a food pantry! Flyer printable (both Baltimore specific and generic) below
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idk who needs to hear this but if trans people existing tears apart the foundation of your entire enterprise your foundation is weak and you should find another raison d'être
September 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
idk who needs to hear this but if trans people existing tears apart the foundation of your entire enterprise your foundation is weak and you should find another raison d'être
Daylight savings day doesn't bother me because I'm not beholden to clocks. I wake up when I want to and THEN I realize it's a different time than it usually is 🤗
November 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Daylight savings day doesn't bother me because I'm not beholden to clocks. I wake up when I want to and THEN I realize it's a different time than it usually is 🤗
Wisdom teeth recovery going okay. I want more than anything to be able to eat normal food. Bento beans is a good nurse.
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Wisdom teeth recovery going okay. I want more than anything to be able to eat normal food. Bento beans is a good nurse.
I am obsessed with my son!!
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I am obsessed with my son!!
Do you think my neighbors would hate me if I turned my yard into a pond and got ducks and fish and had a cute lil ecosystem. Also I rent but that shouldn't be a problem right.
October 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Do you think my neighbors would hate me if I turned my yard into a pond and got ducks and fish and had a cute lil ecosystem. Also I rent but that shouldn't be a problem right.
Living this recycled yarn
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Living this recycled yarn
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A guide to free and discounted meals, admission, and other noteworthy resources—whether you're among those affected or looking for ways to support.
How Baltimore Orgs are Showing Up for Federal Workers Impacted by the Shutdown
A guide to free and discounted meals, admission, and other noteworthy resources—whether you’re among those affected or looking for ways to support.
www.baltimoremagazine.com
October 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
A guide to free and discounted meals, admission, and other noteworthy resources—whether you're among those affected or looking for ways to support.
He waits for me to get out of the shower 😺
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
He waits for me to get out of the shower 😺
Told a friend about my current hyper fixation/special interest (marine biology) and she said "I see that for you" 🥺
October 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Told a friend about my current hyper fixation/special interest (marine biology) and she said "I see that for you" 🥺
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
Is it the best use of money right now to join a queer bowling league? Probably not but I intend to find the love of my life there. I'd say that's worth $95 🏳️🌈
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Is it the best use of money right now to join a queer bowling league? Probably not but I intend to find the love of my life there. I'd say that's worth $95 🏳️🌈
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Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.
Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.
Need more lesbians, sapphics, bisexuals, queers, enbies, trans girls, etc to follow ! 🏳️🌈
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Need more lesbians, sapphics, bisexuals, queers, enbies, trans girls, etc to follow ! 🏳️🌈
Illustrated my living room in the style of Bob's Burgers 🍔
October 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Illustrated my living room in the style of Bob's Burgers 🍔
Recovering from wisdom tooth surgery and all I wanna do is paint
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Recovering from wisdom tooth surgery and all I wanna do is paint
Painted my bestie's dog Teddy Bonkers 🐶💚💙
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Painted my bestie's dog Teddy Bonkers 🐶💚💙