Alice Lastname
@saowou.bsky.social
the walls gurgle
Also known as Sao
Also known as Sao
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Alice Lastname
@saowou.bsky.social
· Oct 19
Every night I bury myself like a potato in the soil and awaken as the sun hits the dust, clawing my way up
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"alright now check out THIS note!"
July 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"alright now check out THIS note!"
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on a lighter note, what if the drones were a test run by Santa to give Rudolph Et al. the night off for once and you nebby folks ruined their PTO. 🎄🎅
December 24, 2024 at 11:26 AM
on a lighter note, what if the drones were a test run by Santa to give Rudolph Et al. the night off for once and you nebby folks ruined their PTO. 🎄🎅
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When you're reading and get distracted by an ad for something that might make a good Christmas present and that's how I eventually landed on hats for sea urchins.
November 22, 2024 at 6:45 AM
When you're reading and get distracted by an ad for something that might make a good Christmas present and that's how I eventually landed on hats for sea urchins.
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I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
November 22, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
November 15, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
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November 14, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark."
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
November 15, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Stephen King, master of the horror novel, just quit Twitter because it'd become too "dark."
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
That's how horrifying Twitter is right now.
There may never be a more perfect expression of this fact.
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after all these years…I found the original 🥹
November 14, 2024 at 10:41 PM
after all these years…I found the original 🥹
I yearn for the mines
November 12, 2024 at 6:55 AM
I yearn for the mines
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i am going to walk into the sea and never come back and become a cephalopod
November 6, 2024 at 4:46 AM
i am going to walk into the sea and never come back and become a cephalopod
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being a writer feels like your mind is a popcorn machine and once enough kernels have popped you can start writing even though there are still a bunch left
November 3, 2024 at 11:32 AM
being a writer feels like your mind is a popcorn machine and once enough kernels have popped you can start writing even though there are still a bunch left
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RT this if you're a VTuber 🎥
October 21, 2024 at 1:00 AM
RT this if you're a VTuber 🎥
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i think sonic the hedgehog fandom has what it takes to become a religion. communal gatherings where people sing and worship together (sonic symphony). elaborate, arcane cosmology written by dozens of guys awkwardly stitched together. factional splits about the nature of the historical record...
October 20, 2024 at 7:43 PM
i think sonic the hedgehog fandom has what it takes to become a religion. communal gatherings where people sing and worship together (sonic symphony). elaborate, arcane cosmology written by dozens of guys awkwardly stitched together. factional splits about the nature of the historical record...
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The year is 2026, your pizza is made of cauliflower. Your rice? Cauliflower. Your spouse calls your cauliflower phone. You answer. She’s been replaced with cauliflower.
October 20, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The year is 2026, your pizza is made of cauliflower. Your rice? Cauliflower. Your spouse calls your cauliflower phone. You answer. She’s been replaced with cauliflower.
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Cats are seemingly prevalent on this platform, and that's completely fine with me.
Have a Nugget this time 🥰
Have a Nugget this time 🥰
October 20, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Cats are seemingly prevalent on this platform, and that's completely fine with me.
Have a Nugget this time 🥰
Have a Nugget this time 🥰
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