He Might Be Chris
@sanzpance.bsky.social
Infrequent cultural heckler/skeptic/Taco lover/Dork. considering the pronouns it/it’s. “The trust is where the sculptor’s chisel chipped away the lies”
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He Might Be Chris
@sanzpance.bsky.social
· Nov 22
I want state here my mission statement in case someone decides to follow me.
If your comfort, beliefs, and identity are based on the systematic removal or denial of any persons’ life or liberty because of who they are, what they believe, or how they were born, you are wrong.
If your comfort, beliefs, and identity are based on the systematic removal or denial of any persons’ life or liberty because of who they are, what they believe, or how they were born, you are wrong.
Tis the season my wife hates shopping with me because in almost every store I point and say “Jesus!” at all the decorations.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tis the season my wife hates shopping with me because in almost every store I point and say “Jesus!” at all the decorations.
I won’t shit on a man making honest money anyway he can, but it is near employee abuse for Amazon to send a man who has never seen snow and barely speaks English to deliver in an area he doesn’t know in a vehicle not made or prepared for winter weather.
December 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I won’t shit on a man making honest money anyway he can, but it is near employee abuse for Amazon to send a man who has never seen snow and barely speaks English to deliver in an area he doesn’t know in a vehicle not made or prepared for winter weather.
To all you aspiring recipie writers out there on this most thankful of givings:
If your recipe involves baking and “48 hours,” it isn’t “easy.”
Pound sand, ass.
If your recipe involves baking and “48 hours,” it isn’t “easy.”
Pound sand, ass.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
To all you aspiring recipie writers out there on this most thankful of givings:
If your recipe involves baking and “48 hours,” it isn’t “easy.”
Pound sand, ass.
If your recipe involves baking and “48 hours,” it isn’t “easy.”
Pound sand, ass.
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Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike!
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike!
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
A coworker looks like the one of the parking attendants who stole Cameron’s car in Ferris Bueller.
Just found out he bought a red, 80’s convertible Porsche as a hobby car. It’s not the same one as from the movie, but I think if he was old enough to know that reference, he would have got a Miata.
Just found out he bought a red, 80’s convertible Porsche as a hobby car. It’s not the same one as from the movie, but I think if he was old enough to know that reference, he would have got a Miata.
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A coworker looks like the one of the parking attendants who stole Cameron’s car in Ferris Bueller.
Just found out he bought a red, 80’s convertible Porsche as a hobby car. It’s not the same one as from the movie, but I think if he was old enough to know that reference, he would have got a Miata.
Just found out he bought a red, 80’s convertible Porsche as a hobby car. It’s not the same one as from the movie, but I think if he was old enough to know that reference, he would have got a Miata.
This is my message to @hassan.senate.gov that I sent this morning. I hope that my fellow #NH voters send something similar. I’m fine losing a battle to win the war, but surrendering at every battle doesn’t count. These 8 senators are not meeting the moment. Hell, even SHUEMER hadn’t given up yet!
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This is my message to @hassan.senate.gov that I sent this morning. I hope that my fellow #NH voters send something similar. I’m fine losing a battle to win the war, but surrendering at every battle doesn’t count. These 8 senators are not meeting the moment. Hell, even SHUEMER hadn’t given up yet!
So tired of my wife using my good kitchen knives to open her packages. I don’t know how many times they are only for food and my fingertips.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So tired of my wife using my good kitchen knives to open her packages. I don’t know how many times they are only for food and my fingertips.
Steve Inskeep is the worst interviewer when it comes to Israel issues I ever hear. IDL sets up a Mamdani watch list for antisemitism, but he never asked outright if it was because he’s Muslim?
Never points out the vast majority of attacks on jews in US have been from Nazis and Christian Nationalist
Never points out the vast majority of attacks on jews in US have been from Nazis and Christian Nationalist
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Steve Inskeep is the worst interviewer when it comes to Israel issues I ever hear. IDL sets up a Mamdani watch list for antisemitism, but he never asked outright if it was because he’s Muslim?
Never points out the vast majority of attacks on jews in US have been from Nazis and Christian Nationalist
Never points out the vast majority of attacks on jews in US have been from Nazis and Christian Nationalist
Why do they not have Halloween clearance sales on chainsaws, axes and machetes every year?
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Why do they not have Halloween clearance sales on chainsaws, axes and machetes every year?
How does Stephen Miller have three kids?! I know his wife isn’t a good person, but you know that couldn’t have been pleasant for her. Are they actually Elon’s? It’ll be hard to tell because they’ll end up bald regardless.
And how is just being in that family not child abuse?!
And how is just being in that family not child abuse?!
October 16, 2025 at 1:23 PM
How does Stephen Miller have three kids?! I know his wife isn’t a good person, but you know that couldn’t have been pleasant for her. Are they actually Elon’s? It’ll be hard to tell because they’ll end up bald regardless.
And how is just being in that family not child abuse?!
And how is just being in that family not child abuse?!
Listening to Booker is painful. I can’t buy a word he says. I want a politician that answers questions and not roll talking points. If it doesn’t feel like the first time you’re saying it, it’s not authentic, it’s pandering. Say you’re wrong on an issues and try to fix it. #ivehaditpodcast
October 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Listening to Booker is painful. I can’t buy a word he says. I want a politician that answers questions and not roll talking points. If it doesn’t feel like the first time you’re saying it, it’s not authentic, it’s pandering. Say you’re wrong on an issues and try to fix it. #ivehaditpodcast
The only people trying to kill Pete Hegseth are Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Johnny Walker.
October 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The only people trying to kill Pete Hegseth are Jim Beam, Jack Daniels, and Johnny Walker.
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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
My biggest disappointment to start today is how far Point Pleasant is from where I’ll be this weekend.
October 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My biggest disappointment to start today is how far Point Pleasant is from where I’ll be this weekend.
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To describe the current state of the world as a daily show of deepening horrors is a massive understatement.
However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.
I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.
I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.
I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.
I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
To describe the current state of the world as a daily show of deepening horrors is a massive understatement.
However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.
I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.
I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
However, I read something today that I think more people should see and read.
I hope she doesn't mind my me sharing it here.
I'd rather be an X-Men by @gailsimone.bsky.social
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They're both right wing podcasters, they can be used as bait.
September 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
They're both right wing podcasters, they can be used as bait.
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From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
September 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
From me, a list of Trump supporters who killed, or tried to kill, Democrats and opponents of Trump in recent years (since the right are now claiming all the political violence is from the left!)
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
Receipts:
zeteo.com/p/charlie-ki...
Something magical is happening on the r/music sub on Reddit.
September 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Something magical is happening on the r/music sub on Reddit.
This is the takeaway.
September 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This is the takeaway.
If the country goes to hell this week, it’s follows that it’s because of something this FUCKING stupid.
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If the country goes to hell this week, it’s follows that it’s because of something this FUCKING stupid.
Take a page from my state’s book. Cripple more fascists.
September 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Take a page from my state’s book. Cripple more fascists.
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