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Matt ✌️💙🏳️‍🌈📚❌👑
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He/Him, Human (lvl 52). Married (lvl 27). I am a bibliophile and a lifelong believer in hope & nope. Deist. Smartass (lvl ♾️) Red state blueneck. 🏳️‍🌈✌️💙 Keep moving forward. Opinions are my own. INTJ-T - fair warning. #LoveIsAVerb

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30 books that impacted my life. No particular order and without further comment.
Day 1- 3 (to catch up!)
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you are important, you are loved, there is an opossum living in your attic which is why your socks keep going missing, you are valid & you matter.
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Good morning to the people in my phone. Another press conference with the felonious POTUS and suddenly we’re all extras in the pointing Spiderman meme. But don’t let the absurdity distract you. Keep building something better this month.

Remember, you are loved, needed, and worthy! 🫂✌️
❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️💙
a group of spider-man are standing in a room fighting
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December 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Good morning people of my phone!
It’s #GivingTuesday. Big organizations get attention, but small local charities rely on days like this to keep going. If you can, give where your heart is. Every dollar supports real people, real programs, and real change right where you live. 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Good morning people of my phone: Helloooo December! What do you want to accomplish before the year ends? One step today can change everything. Set something in motion, even if it’s tiny. You are capable, you are worthy, and you are loved more than you know. 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️ #FirstSteps #NewDay
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 PM
So, let's math for just a moment with the stable "jenius."

According to this, my $100 prescription will now, at the very least, net me a $400 refund every time I fill it at the pharmacy. #25thAmendmentTime #Resist #BeKind #TakeNoShit #FFS #Can'tMakeThisShitUp #WhatAnIdiot #AltText
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Day 313 of captivity.
The felonious Oompa Loompa now fights the “war on drugs” by bombing fishing boats and freeing a convicted drug smuggler because reality is just optional at this point. If irony were radioactive, we’d all need lead suits.

Even Faux News is baffled.
#DarkTimesInTheKingdom
Trump plans 'full and complete pardon' for former Honduran president convicted of drug trafficking
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November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Based on the sales over the last few weeks, a lot of you are getting stickers for the holidays. It's not a complaint (the non-profits that benefit thank you) it's just an observation.

Good morning! Remember, you are loved, needed, and enough, just as you are. 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Correct me if I’m wrong… but YOU weren’t mentioned - just that, as is their military basic training - they should not follow ILLEGAL orders. Way to self own, you orange buttweasel.
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Pure, uncut Nazism.
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Thankful today for the people in my phone. You’ve shown up with laughter, honesty, kindness, and community when it mattered. Wherever you land, I hope someone saves you the last roll and reminds you that being present matters more than being perfect. You are loved, needed, & worthy.
🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️
a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock sitting at a picnic table with a turkey on the table .
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November 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
To be fair, I’ve been calling the GOP the “Trumplican Party” for about ten years now, ever since they turned their backs on the American people and pledged loyalty to the felonious Oompa Loompa. 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Data indicates a statistically significant, monotonic increase in my daily emission of the expletive "for fuck's sake" since January 20, 2025. This trajectory confirms a sustained escalation in verbalized exasperation relative to the temporal baseline. 🙃
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Most in the nonprofit sector are underpaid because the public believes administrative costs should stay low, even though without the administrative costs, these organizations would not function. However, this level of compensation goes too far. #DonateLocal
I was just thinking about contributing to the "charity" Feeding America. Until I discovered that the salary for its CEO, Claire Babineaux-Fontenot, was approximately $949,866 in 2024, with her total compensation being $1,113,502. Apparently, feeding America isn't her top priority.
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Be it ever so humble. There’s really no place like home after a long long day. Take care of yourself and each other. ❤️✌️
November 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Step 1: Sign up for a FREE library card at your local library today.

Step 2: Enter a world of possibilities.

Step 3: Share some of the library joy that is sure to come.
fry from futurama says " and it 's all thanks to the books at my local library .. "
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November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Looking forward to the day when our country is once again represented by reasonable men and women instead of the backroom sideshow from the Cirque d'idiots. #EveryFuckingDay. #NationalEmbarrassment. #25Amendment.
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Good morning to my people in the phone Grateful this week for strong coffee, decent Wi-Fi, and the kind souls who keep showing up even when their brains already left for vacation. If life feels heavy, I hope today hands you at least one small win and maybe a second cup of coffee. #gratitude 🫂❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✌️
a cartoon llama says " forever grateful " with its hands folded in prayer
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November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Impeach. Remove. Prosecute. Return Americas stolen tax dough.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM