Richard Sandling
@sandling.bsky.social
VHS enthusiast, actor, experimental film, music, spoken word, comedy, writing.
Top half of Trash Pigs.
Watch my movie - http://vimeo.com/ondemand/phase
Work enquiries - corrie@cmmanagement.co.uk
Top half of Trash Pigs.
Watch my movie - http://vimeo.com/ondemand/phase
Work enquiries - corrie@cmmanagement.co.uk
Whenever I get a bit depressed about how things are going I remember I'm not doing the Edinburgh Fringe and I cheer right up
July 19, 2023 at 8:21 AM
Whenever I get a bit depressed about how things are going I remember I'm not doing the Edinburgh Fringe and I cheer right up
This really is like an indie disco cos I'm here and everyone's ignoring me
July 12, 2023 at 7:43 AM
This really is like an indie disco cos I'm here and everyone's ignoring me
"I don't know their name, I'll call them Mary Candles" should be a stock phrase in everyone's arsenal.
July 11, 2023 at 7:51 PM
"I don't know their name, I'll call them Mary Candles" should be a stock phrase in everyone's arsenal.
Any press junket interviewer who doesn't ask Joaquin Phoenix to say "Water Slide" in character is a coward.
July 11, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Any press junket interviewer who doesn't ask Joaquin Phoenix to say "Water Slide" in character is a coward.
No! NO! ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! 99p. Those are the rules. THOSE ARE THE RULES!!!
July 11, 2023 at 12:21 PM
No! NO! ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! 99p. Those are the rules. THOSE ARE THE RULES!!!
Looks I'm considering bringing back for 2023
July 11, 2023 at 8:31 AM
Looks I'm considering bringing back for 2023
I know this isn't specifically a ticket office issue, but last time I used Bank station my valid paper ticket didn't work on my way out and I was stuck there at the barrier for 10 mins cos there was no one about to let me through the gates. Stations need staff at all times.
July 11, 2023 at 8:04 AM
I know this isn't specifically a ticket office issue, but last time I used Bank station my valid paper ticket didn't work on my way out and I was stuck there at the barrier for 10 mins cos there was no one about to let me through the gates. Stations need staff at all times.
Updating my tinder bio
July 10, 2023 at 7:55 PM
Updating my tinder bio
This site is great and all, but where's the Shein side hustle spam?
July 10, 2023 at 7:10 PM
This site is great and all, but where's the Shein side hustle spam?
Bleached blonde hair, pink bowling ball, Eddie Izzard t-shirt. The 90s didn't know how lucky it was to have me!
July 10, 2023 at 3:43 PM
Bleached blonde hair, pink bowling ball, Eddie Izzard t-shirt. The 90s didn't know how lucky it was to have me!
Reposted by Richard Sandling
GOP: We protect kids
Ban child labor?
GOP No
Ban child marriages?
GOP No
Ban children from carrying guns?
GOP No
Ban corporal punishment for special needs kids?
GOP No
How do you protect kids?
GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag and free school lunch
Ban child labor?
GOP No
Ban child marriages?
GOP No
Ban children from carrying guns?
GOP No
Ban corporal punishment for special needs kids?
GOP No
How do you protect kids?
GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag and free school lunch
July 6, 2023 at 2:29 PM
GOP: We protect kids
Ban child labor?
GOP No
Ban child marriages?
GOP No
Ban children from carrying guns?
GOP No
Ban corporal punishment for special needs kids?
GOP No
How do you protect kids?
GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag and free school lunch
Ban child labor?
GOP No
Ban child marriages?
GOP No
Ban children from carrying guns?
GOP No
Ban corporal punishment for special needs kids?
GOP No
How do you protect kids?
GOP: We ban books, discussions on racism, drag and free school lunch
Big shout out to everyone who doesn't really want to watch any more film or TV shows made by or starring people who should be in fucking prison.
July 10, 2023 at 10:14 AM
Big shout out to everyone who doesn't really want to watch any more film or TV shows made by or starring people who should be in fucking prison.
We're all Farscape fans here, right?
July 9, 2023 at 9:48 AM
We're all Farscape fans here, right?
It's quite nice being on a thing where everyone isn't pretending to misunderstand straightforward harmless whimsy to generate conflict or fein offence at reasonable opinions re: basic human decency to muddy the waters of public discourse and generally just ruin everything with tiresome bellendery.
July 9, 2023 at 9:34 AM
It's quite nice being on a thing where everyone isn't pretending to misunderstand straightforward harmless whimsy to generate conflict or fein offence at reasonable opinions re: basic human decency to muddy the waters of public discourse and generally just ruin everything with tiresome bellendery.
Show a picture on your phone that has your energy, not a selfie.
July 9, 2023 at 8:34 AM
Show a picture on your phone that has your energy, not a selfie.
Rainbow slide in Shoeburyness
July 9, 2023 at 7:50 AM
Rainbow slide in Shoeburyness
Reposted by Richard Sandling
Twitter will fall because it’s all rightwing dumbass incels
Threads will fall because it’s soulless vapid consumerism
Bluesky will fall because we all got too angry debating Star Trek Deep Space 9 vs Star Trek Voyager
Threads will fall because it’s soulless vapid consumerism
Bluesky will fall because we all got too angry debating Star Trek Deep Space 9 vs Star Trek Voyager
July 9, 2023 at 5:31 AM
Twitter will fall because it’s all rightwing dumbass incels
Threads will fall because it’s soulless vapid consumerism
Bluesky will fall because we all got too angry debating Star Trek Deep Space 9 vs Star Trek Voyager
Threads will fall because it’s soulless vapid consumerism
Bluesky will fall because we all got too angry debating Star Trek Deep Space 9 vs Star Trek Voyager
Reskeet with your favourite meme you've ever made
July 9, 2023 at 7:46 AM
Reskeet with your favourite meme you've ever made
Reposted by Richard Sandling
"why would you use that site? don't you know it's financed by someone evil?" yeah well i made my own websites and you all stopped going to websites so i have to use the evil ones you like instead of my own.
July 8, 2023 at 8:31 PM
"why would you use that site? don't you know it's financed by someone evil?" yeah well i made my own websites and you all stopped going to websites so i have to use the evil ones you like instead of my own.
Put me in the multiverse you cowards!
July 9, 2023 at 7:35 AM
Put me in the multiverse you cowards!
Fave thing about being here so far?
No videos so no one can be doing this bullshit. Or nodding along. Fuck the nodders.
No videos so no one can be doing this bullshit. Or nodding along. Fuck the nodders.
July 8, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Fave thing about being here so far?
No videos so no one can be doing this bullshit. Or nodding along. Fuck the nodders.
No videos so no one can be doing this bullshit. Or nodding along. Fuck the nodders.