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The sigmas are at home
in the mirror; it is their address.
Even the skibidiest gyats
if rizz enough can mog.
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WHEN Pluey RETURNS... NON-BELIEVERS: It wasn't a myth? OMG! Pluey you are [Heaven]!? BELIEVERS: Lord Pluey! We were waiting for you!
February 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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emilyscartoons.bsky.social
Get thee to a nunnery ✝️
January 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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frogboi.bsky.social
I see any of you say something remotely close to this and I'm blocking you then hunting you for sport
November 23, 2024 at 1:44 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
Two movie executives look at a computer and says "This shitty failure from the internet has gone suepr viral!" The other one says "Clearly this whole shitty failure I.P. has legs!" The first one rails a line while saying "god, I love Ketamine." A man sees a Variety cover stating "shitty failure optioned for$866 Million!" Two walk out of the Shitty Failure movie starring Barry Keoghan. One says "wow the shitty failure movie was so boring..."
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
An elderly Peter Griffin, riddled with dementia calls out "Lois? Lois, where are you?" A single tear drops from his confused, terrified eyes. He says "Lois, I'm scared." From his wheelchair, he looks out the window at a lone tree and asks "Lois?" We see his shape int he window of the Quahog assisted living facility. He asks again "Lois?"
November 21, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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frogboi.bsky.social
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November 15, 2024 at 8:13 AM
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davidpeetz.bsky.social
BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
sandalss.bsky.social
At the host stand, straight up hosting it. Might seat some people later.
November 14, 2024 at 5:25 PM