I have bigger problems in in my life rn

Anyways shout-out Hamas

I don’t think you should be banned for telling ppl to kill themselves online. In my opinion, the question should be turned over to a tribunal that determines if the person really should kill themselves. If not, you get banned, but if so, you should get some kind of restaurant gift certificate

look at the lady

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

Discussing wage theft at work type mother fucker

I hope punching nazis isn't something we left in 2017.....

I can't wait until RFK JR replaces these toxic chemicals with raw milk so everyone is healthy again.

Yelling MUSTAAAAAARD as I walk around my room like McDonalds fucked up my order.

Pooping on the clock is so cathartic

ICC u p

Buying fuzzy handcuffs right now in preparation for when BiBi inevitably ends up flying to the US to beg for more weapons and money.

Talking politics with my older coworkers like

Home Alone (1990)

I wonder if Elon and Trump have had that conversation about who's hand goes on top/bottom when they hold hands

Wealthiest nation in history, in the year of our lord 2024, and I still suffer when sitting down on a freezing cold toilet seat smh

thank you for the kind offer to “hang out”sorry it didn’t work out. it turned out there was a vast library of music available to all and an empty room in which to listen to it by myself for as long as I wanted without having to “catch up” or “have a conversation”

She thinks she’s the victim because her high schooler told her he’s not allowed to say “r*tard” at school.

She’s absolutely indignant. She thinks it’s her right to throw slurs at special needs kids.