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earnest posting is back in a big way
hamming cheese
January 23, 2026 at 5:28 PM
my favorite comedian Mr bink
January 21, 2026 at 5:48 AM
January 21, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I do not believe that it has yet happened
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
fiddling with my dick platonically
January 21, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I gave up drinking regularly as my resolution this year. Now I only drink strangely
January 20, 2026 at 9:51 PM
I would have liked to have seen the Bears win
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Lunch? Perhaps, a cup noodle
January 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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everybody in the trump administration looks like this
January 17, 2026 at 4:25 PM
fwump
January 18, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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The department of agriculture posted this bizarre video on X of children who look like their in a period piece horror movie drinking milk under duress and like I just want to know why? Like what the fuck is this? Why are they being weird about milk? Who are these kids? Are they ok? What the fuck???
January 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 5:00 AM
They should have capital numbers like letters have
January 16, 2026 at 6:34 PM
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
ChatGLP-1
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 AM
You need to put cheez its in your next peanut butter and jelly sandwich it is positively sublime
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I need to stop buying so many movies
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
call me Tim cuz I’m hortin
January 15, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Jingle bells… Batman smells…

That’s quite funny
January 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Just caught myself laughing thinking about Jingle bells Batman smells
January 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
pinochle lada
January 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
penis colada
January 8, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Abolish ICE
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Fuck ICE
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
going to the chinese restaurant for an order of compound chicken
January 5, 2026 at 4:37 AM