Samtanic Panic
@samtanicpanic.bsky.social
CW- I'm an asshole.
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i'll get back to following people when i don't feel so lazy
July 4, 2023 at 5:01 AM
i'll get back to following people when i don't feel so lazy
being inbred is one of those things that's classy if you're rich and trashy if you're poor
May 18, 2023 at 8:12 AM
being inbred is one of those things that's classy if you're rich and trashy if you're poor
my favorite thing about being a midwit is when other midwits insist I'm smart because then that means they also must be smart
May 18, 2023 at 7:49 AM
my favorite thing about being a midwit is when other midwits insist I'm smart because then that means they also must be smart
I don’t usually find people attractive unless I know some of their personality because people don’t earn most of their physical traits and the traits they do are signalers of their personality anyway
May 18, 2023 at 7:22 AM
I don’t usually find people attractive unless I know some of their personality because people don’t earn most of their physical traits and the traits they do are signalers of their personality anyway
anyone who's ever had squirt on their dick will not see heaven
May 18, 2023 at 7:10 AM
anyone who's ever had squirt on their dick will not see heaven
joan of arc would have been trans
May 18, 2023 at 5:18 AM
joan of arc would have been trans
I try and try and try but I cannot be problematic enough to get Taylor Swift or Grimes to date me
May 18, 2023 at 5:17 AM
I try and try and try but I cannot be problematic enough to get Taylor Swift or Grimes to date me
I have a self hatred that could only be cultivated by simultaneously being the middle and step child
May 16, 2023 at 6:20 AM
I have a self hatred that could only be cultivated by simultaneously being the middle and step child
if you want to get around sinning, you simply must do acts that had not yet been invented at the writing of the Bible ;)
May 15, 2023 at 9:57 PM
if you want to get around sinning, you simply must do acts that had not yet been invented at the writing of the Bible ;)
Going back and forth between Bluesky and twitter like a digital atm (that’s ass to mouth for the non porn brained)
May 15, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Going back and forth between Bluesky and twitter like a digital atm (that’s ass to mouth for the non porn brained)
ppl say leftists are extreme now but tbh theyre not shit compared to what they used to be
May 15, 2023 at 6:14 AM
ppl say leftists are extreme now but tbh theyre not shit compared to what they used to be
Anyone can be a mother but it takes a special lady to be a mommy
May 14, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Anyone can be a mother but it takes a special lady to be a mommy
Just remember- if you've had an abortion this is still your day too <3
May 14, 2023 at 1:57 PM
Just remember- if you've had an abortion this is still your day too <3
Trying to pretend my tears are because of the wedding and not and anxiety attack and tbh it’s not going so well
May 13, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Trying to pretend my tears are because of the wedding and not and anxiety attack and tbh it’s not going so well
On the bird app I promoted eloping because it meant you never have to go to a wedding you don’t care about again. After all, it’s not like they came to your wedding.
May 13, 2023 at 9:26 PM
On the bird app I promoted eloping because it meant you never have to go to a wedding you don’t care about again. After all, it’s not like they came to your wedding.
Grooming my younger male friend by making him watch Eighth Grade, Obvious Child, and Midsommar (in this order)
May 13, 2023 at 1:06 PM
Grooming my younger male friend by making him watch Eighth Grade, Obvious Child, and Midsommar (in this order)
Real is correct
in case was wondering what Andrew yang is up to (this is real)
May 13, 2023 at 5:39 AM
Real is correct
short kings should be using this as propaganda
May 13, 2023 at 3:22 AM
short kings should be using this as propaganda
idgi. i get fucked up the ass all the time but im still short??
May 13, 2023 at 3:20 AM
idgi. i get fucked up the ass all the time but im still short??
my husband went to a dinner thing. said he would be gone until 1 am. came home at 8. asked me what's for dinner because he only had some chicken wings.
May 13, 2023 at 2:56 AM
my husband went to a dinner thing. said he would be gone until 1 am. came home at 8. asked me what's for dinner because he only had some chicken wings.
im the kind of idiot who gets banned on twitter for being too spicy so i come to lefty twitter like i'm gonna fare so much better here
May 13, 2023 at 2:03 AM
im the kind of idiot who gets banned on twitter for being too spicy so i come to lefty twitter like i'm gonna fare so much better here
what's hot page needs to be changed to what's gay page
May 13, 2023 at 1:45 AM
what's hot page needs to be changed to what's gay page
They have to be racist so you can fuck it out of them
"I'm not racist" is the least fuckable personality type
May 13, 2023 at 12:47 AM
They have to be racist so you can fuck it out of them
you're just jealous because he beat you to the walmart branding
this is straight up racist and not funny. invite code jokes are so lazy too. its like comedians doing bits about hanging out with other comedians. we get it. thats ur life. but that doesnt automatically make it funny or interesting. this acct posted multiple other racist jokes too. boring and lazy
May 13, 2023 at 12:45 AM
you're just jealous because he beat you to the walmart branding
i'm a globalhomo in that my butt plug was imported
May 13, 2023 at 12:16 AM
i'm a globalhomo in that my butt plug was imported