Samtanic Panic
@samtanicpanic.bsky.social
CW- I'm an asshole.
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being inbred is one of those things that's classy if you're rich and trashy if you're poor
May 18, 2023 at 8:12 AM
being inbred is one of those things that's classy if you're rich and trashy if you're poor
No but my husband has one ;)
May 15, 2023 at 6:47 PM
No but my husband has one ;)
ppl say leftists are extreme now but tbh theyre not shit compared to what they used to be
May 15, 2023 at 6:14 AM
ppl say leftists are extreme now but tbh theyre not shit compared to what they used to be
Oops, used the wrong pic
May 14, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Oops, used the wrong pic
Anyone can be a mother but it takes a special lady to be a mommy
May 14, 2023 at 2:25 PM
Anyone can be a mother but it takes a special lady to be a mommy
short kings should be using this as propaganda
May 13, 2023 at 3:22 AM
short kings should be using this as propaganda
idgi. i get fucked up the ass all the time but im still short??
May 13, 2023 at 3:20 AM
idgi. i get fucked up the ass all the time but im still short??
the reason florida is so fucked up is a big chunk of it is basically Alabama
May 12, 2023 at 9:54 PM
the reason florida is so fucked up is a big chunk of it is basically Alabama
i'll go back to twitter if someone buys me this
May 12, 2023 at 8:47 PM
i'll go back to twitter if someone buys me this
Imagine bragging that you’re so annoying that you were blocked
May 12, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Imagine bragging that you’re so annoying that you were blocked
Breakfast of champions who wake up around noon
May 12, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Breakfast of champions who wake up around noon
Give her a chance! Look at these assholes she’s followed!
May 12, 2023 at 7:17 PM
Give her a chance! Look at these assholes she’s followed!
this tweet about it has 30+ likes and tbh that's enough for me. prolly more people than would show up to my funeral
May 12, 2023 at 5:58 AM
this tweet about it has 30+ likes and tbh that's enough for me. prolly more people than would show up to my funeral
God took twitter away from me so i would get a job again
May 12, 2023 at 5:25 AM
God took twitter away from me so i would get a job again
i'll be ur carebear crusty
May 12, 2023 at 12:38 AM
i'll be ur carebear crusty
Before and after. Trying to make us RETVRN to goddamn hieroglyphics
May 11, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Before and after. Trying to make us RETVRN to goddamn hieroglyphics
the modern version of the twilight zone's Time Enough at Last is an incel who can finally goon to his heart's content and then he spills his piss bottle on his computer
May 11, 2023 at 8:36 PM
the modern version of the twilight zone's Time Enough at Last is an incel who can finally goon to his heart's content and then he spills his piss bottle on his computer
this is the exact kind of compliment i like in my memory- holding me up while shitting on everyone else
May 11, 2023 at 5:53 PM
this is the exact kind of compliment i like in my memory- holding me up while shitting on everyone else
Do you see they way Elon banned a proud Asian American woman during Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month? If this isn't racism, I don't know what is.
May 11, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Do you see they way Elon banned a proud Asian American woman during Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month? If this isn't racism, I don't know what is.
noooooo all those bi guys in their 20s i can't even try to talk my husband into a three way with are gone now ;_;
May 11, 2023 at 5:20 PM
noooooo all those bi guys in their 20s i can't even try to talk my husband into a three way with are gone now ;_;
i think we know who got my account suspended!
May 11, 2023 at 10:42 AM
i think we know who got my account suspended!
Bolt-ons are lindy
May 11, 2023 at 10:40 AM
Bolt-ons are lindy
I tweet this and then my account i've had for over a decade is suspended for violence. Coincidence? Absolutely. But I don't care because lol
May 11, 2023 at 10:00 AM
I tweet this and then my account i've had for over a decade is suspended for violence. Coincidence? Absolutely. But I don't care because lol
i'll never get to know what it says
May 11, 2023 at 9:25 AM
i'll never get to know what it says