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ah. I remember why I don’t go on here lmao
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
the good thing about being in grad school is I’m one step closer to being a *real* librarian.

the bad thing about being in grad school is. well. 😁
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
this implies that the dodgers organist is judas btw
Dodger organist Dieter Ruehle plays “Jesus Christ Superstar” as Shohei Ohtani leaves the mound after one of the greatest single game performances in MLB history.
October 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Taijuan Walker is 100x the man of Kershaw, btw.
October 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
look. I’ve been a “his butt isn’t actually that big” truther all season.

I will admit defeat. that is…large.
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
me: would you like to be bald too?

john middleton, literal owner of the phillies: no 🙂‍↔️
October 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
look. I am very proud of my eggheads.
September 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
average philly sports fan btw 🫶
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
GO BIRDS
FUCK ICE
FREE PALESTINE
September 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
hi my eagles bluesky denizens

here is bald mahomes and bald mahomes as kermit

enjoy!
September 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
August 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
for anyone who wants a summary of the once upon a con shitshow (aka dashcon 3.0) here is the floor plan of the marketplace/exhibit hall

why yes, that is a screenshot of a google spreadsheet
August 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the story behind that LBR vote is eight years of RELENTLESS advocacy from palestinian human rights activists in delaware.

do not give up, especially if they seem the tiniest bit persuadable.
Sanders's first resolution -- SJ Res 41 -- would have blocked the sale of tens of thousands of fully automatic assault rifles to the Israeli government.

It failed 27 to 70.

Thank you to these 27 who voted YES.

www.senate.gov/legislative/...
July 31, 2025 at 4:51 AM
DELAWARE PLEASE I AM BEGGING US TO FIND SOMEONE TO PRIMARY COONS!!!!! WE DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT MAN!!!!!!!!!
Here are when the 17 Dems who voted against the Sanders resolution are up for reelection:

2026:
Booker
Coons
Hickenlooper
Peters
Warner

2028:
Blumenthal
Cortez Mastro
Fetterman
Hassan
Padilla
Schumer
Wyden
Bennet

2030:
Cantwell
Gillibrand
Rosen
Schiff
July 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
…and now it makes sense why we struggle to teach children about consent.

we MUST teach kids consent from a young age, and we can’t properly do that with the way we view them.
the US profoundly needs a children's rights movement. children are not property... they deserve opportunity and learning and autonomy and security.... and our country just does not acknowledge this
July 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
posting this for any phillies friends who are worried about their faves getting traded
July 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
DELAWAREANS: did you know that GHF is a delaware-registered 501(c)(3)?

sign onto this letter to AG jennings to show that delaware will not give shelter to an organization complicit in the forced starvation of palestinians in gaza: forms.gle/ioRHADh4Wnnb...
July 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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For @forward.com, I wrote about how we know that Israel has been withholding food as a military tactic because Israeli officials have said versions of “we are withholding food as a military tactic” for the entirety of the war and pretending otherwise is willful ignorance forward.com/opinion/7586...
Is starvation in Gaza really Israel's fault? The facts are clear
Rising starvation in Gaza may have a number of factors. But Israel's wartime policies on humanitarian aid are inarguably among them.
forward.com
July 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
…I just realized I probably wouldn’t be a phillies fan in the DCU 😟
Metropolis being in Delaware means that due to its proximity to Philadelphia, the DC-Universe version of me almost certainly fucking hates the Meteors
July 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
KYLE SCHWARBER IS THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER WHO CARES
July 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
the 2009 world series…my first heartbreak as a phillies fan 😔
July 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
it should be legal for me to kick marcus hayes in the balls
July 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM