sam 😈
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me: would you like to be bald too?
john middleton, literal owner of the phillies: no 🙂↔️
john middleton, literal owner of the phillies: no 🙂↔️
October 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
me: would you like to be bald too?
john middleton, literal owner of the phillies: no 🙂↔️
john middleton, literal owner of the phillies: no 🙂↔️
look. I am very proud of my eggheads.
September 17, 2025 at 5:44 AM
look. I am very proud of my eggheads.
hi my eagles bluesky denizens
here is bald mahomes and bald mahomes as kermit
enjoy!
here is bald mahomes and bald mahomes as kermit
enjoy!
September 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
hi my eagles bluesky denizens
here is bald mahomes and bald mahomes as kermit
enjoy!
here is bald mahomes and bald mahomes as kermit
enjoy!
for anyone who wants a summary of the once upon a con shitshow (aka dashcon 3.0) here is the floor plan of the marketplace/exhibit hall
why yes, that is a screenshot of a google spreadsheet
why yes, that is a screenshot of a google spreadsheet
August 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
for anyone who wants a summary of the once upon a con shitshow (aka dashcon 3.0) here is the floor plan of the marketplace/exhibit hall
why yes, that is a screenshot of a google spreadsheet
why yes, that is a screenshot of a google spreadsheet
posting this for any phillies friends who are worried about their faves getting traded
July 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
posting this for any phillies friends who are worried about their faves getting traded
phillies ended the first half of the season with a win, so that calls for a celebratory egghead!
we love you, topper!
we love you, topper!
July 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
phillies ended the first half of the season with a win, so that calls for a celebratory egghead!
we love you, topper!
we love you, topper!
back at it again with a new and improved(?) egghead.
I am so sorry, bestie max, but I can’t give you your eyebrows back until you hit another dinger.
I am so sorry, bestie max, but I can’t give you your eyebrows back until you hit another dinger.
July 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
back at it again with a new and improved(?) egghead.
I am so sorry, bestie max, but I can’t give you your eyebrows back until you hit another dinger.
I am so sorry, bestie max, but I can’t give you your eyebrows back until you hit another dinger.
the phillies got swept, so I added bald alec bohm back to the egg carton, as well as bald max kepler, bald and eyebrowless kyle schwarber, and bald trea turner
June 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the phillies got swept, so I added bald alec bohm back to the egg carton, as well as bald max kepler, bald and eyebrowless kyle schwarber, and bald trea turner
the phillies lost again so I took away matt strahm’s hair and eyebrows.
June 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
the phillies lost again so I took away matt strahm’s hair and eyebrows.
the phillies lost, so I added joe ross to my egghead collection
June 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
the phillies lost, so I added joe ross to my egghead collection
because the phillies WON today, won the series against the cubs, and bohm hit a homer, I have made the decision to remove bald alec bohm from egghead jail.
be free, little baldy. please don’t come back 🫶
be free, little baldy. please don’t come back 🫶
June 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
because the phillies WON today, won the series against the cubs, and bohm hit a homer, I have made the decision to remove bald alec bohm from egghead jail.
be free, little baldy. please don’t come back 🫶
be free, little baldy. please don’t come back 🫶
the phillies lost again, so I added to the egg carton
June 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the phillies lost again, so I added to the egg carton
alec bohm’s hair is also in jail, plus I took away his lips for good measure
June 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
alec bohm’s hair is also in jail, plus I took away his lips for good measure
max kepler’s offense has put his hair in jail. he will be allowed to be sexy again when he hits five dingers 🫶
June 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
max kepler’s offense has put his hair in jail. he will be allowed to be sexy again when he hits five dingers 🫶
dw I’m ready if we lose again
June 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
dw I’m ready if we lose again
the phillies have lost 9 of the last 10 games, so I’ve started a collection of phillies players if they were bald.
June 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
the phillies have lost 9 of the last 10 games, so I’ve started a collection of phillies players if they were bald.
the phillies may have lost, but I made this cute top SO! it’s a net win in my book 🙂↕️
May 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
the phillies may have lost, but I made this cute top SO! it’s a net win in my book 🙂↕️
*blows a kiss to left field*
May 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
*blows a kiss to left field*
anyway.
CHARLES FRONT ROW!!!!!!
CHARLES FRONT ROW!!!!!!
May 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
anyway.
CHARLES FRONT ROW!!!!!!
CHARLES FRONT ROW!!!!!!
for the skeeters:
BEHOLD! MY MAX KEPLER SHIRT!
BEHOLD! MY MAX KEPLER SHIRT!
May 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
for the skeeters:
BEHOLD! MY MAX KEPLER SHIRT!
BEHOLD! MY MAX KEPLER SHIRT!
