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Sam Proctor
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Multi-Award Winning Garden Designer (RHS Chelsea Flower Show 2024) MSGLD MAPL 🌱 Member of the European Movement UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
Unfortunately I don’t think she has the balls. I’d also like to see Gary Lineker and Carol Vorderman on the board but pigs might fly.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Yesterday life gave us lemon poppy cake and lemon sorbet which we didn’t order but which came as compensation for the wait we had had for our starters. Sometimes life’s complimentary lemons aren’t all bad.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Pots and kettles!
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Morning from CapeTown with tropical birds of paradise
November 10, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Imagine if they gave it to Bonnie Greer? The right would have a collective aneurism. Job done.
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
No news about the Fox in Socks?
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Cars don’t have souls but not apparently does Keremy Jarkson.
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Morning with Proteas seen at Kirstenbosch Botanical Gardens in Cape Town
November 9, 2025 at 8:01 AM
What? 😱
November 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Good morning with fresh peonies in bloom in South Africa!
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
My tree of the day
November 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Whereas in Jewish traditions these stories of our long oppression are alive and well from Passover through to Chanukah the story of our near destruction is told many times a year.
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 AM
How is our memory of those centuries of oppression so easily wiped? We don’t tell ourselves the stories to keep the memory alive.
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Reposted by Sam Proctor
"the Gestapo, but for a good cause"

This is the story of how democracy died.

#ICE
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Far-right broadcaster Josh Bernstein calls for Muslim citizens to be denaturalized and for ICE to "become the Gestapo, but for a good cause": "They want to call us fascists all the time, hell, why don't we live up to their expectations, but do it in a good way?" www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
November 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Bet you I can. Send me a copy.
November 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The answer is at least twice. I’m sure I nodded off and missed bits still so will have to blister when fully awake. Greetings from Cape Town!
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Ah nearly booked this for my birthday treat. Was spoiled for choice between this, All My Sons with Bryan Cranston and The Importance of Being Earnest with Stephen Fry. Plumped for the latter in the end as hoped it’d be the most fun. London theatre has such riches right now!
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The aim is not to inform, merely to make people angry
November 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Ooh perfect timing. I wonder how many times I’ll need to relisten during my 12 hr night flight tonight? #insomnia
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
A ticket gives you the right to travel, but not necessarily in a seat
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
One of the people in the report said he hadn’t even claimed asylum, just started working in this black market. So he can’t be classed as an asylum seeker then, surely?
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM