@sammythesammers.bsky.social
she/her. the horrors persist but so do I. sometimes funny. lover of the twilight saga and my cat.
Heated blanket for me? Nah. Heated blanket for her? But of course 😍
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Heated blanket for me? Nah. Heated blanket for her? But of course 😍
Oh boy. So it’s really never going to happen huh 😮💨
“It’s kind of a shocking number."
The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V
The median age of first-time home buyers in the U.S. hit an all-time high of 40 in 2025, according to a report from the National Association of Realtors. nyti.ms/4hKc58V
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh boy. So it’s really never going to happen huh 😮💨
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And people tell me the libs have no knack for messaging.
October 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
And people tell me the libs have no knack for messaging.
Thank you Seattle 🙌🏼
This Mariners-Tigers battle is one of the best baseball games I’ve ever seen
October 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Thank you Seattle 🙌🏼
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You can’t get into Heaven if you go around arresting innocent people and pardoning guilty ones.
October 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You can’t get into Heaven if you go around arresting innocent people and pardoning guilty ones.
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Nothing I hate more than a "this doesn't effect me so I don't care" ass bitch. These are HUMAN LIVES being destroyed‼️
October 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Nothing I hate more than a "this doesn't effect me so I don't care" ass bitch. These are HUMAN LIVES being destroyed‼️
Explain your username:
My niece and nephew started randomly calling me Sammy the sammers out of nowhere and I thought it was cute as heck and honestly some pure perfection from them.
My niece and nephew started randomly calling me Sammy the sammers out of nowhere and I thought it was cute as heck and honestly some pure perfection from them.
Explain your username:
It's the name of one of my favorite Rush songs, The Analog Kid and the year I was born, 1991.
It's the name of one of my favorite Rush songs, The Analog Kid and the year I was born, 1991.
Explain your username:
My first name is Danica. Somehow, in first grade, this led to the creation of DanicaBananica. It stuck all the way through grade school. Online I shorten it to DaniBananica just in case I don’t want everyone to know my full first name
My first name is Danica. Somehow, in first grade, this led to the creation of DanicaBananica. It stuck all the way through grade school. Online I shorten it to DaniBananica just in case I don’t want everyone to know my full first name
October 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Explain your username:
My niece and nephew started randomly calling me Sammy the sammers out of nowhere and I thought it was cute as heck and honestly some pure perfection from them.
My niece and nephew started randomly calling me Sammy the sammers out of nowhere and I thought it was cute as heck and honestly some pure perfection from them.
Yesterday it was 86 degrees and now today it feels like 66 and it’s rainy. The duality that is Midwest weather.
October 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Yesterday it was 86 degrees and now today it feels like 66 and it’s rainy. The duality that is Midwest weather.
Think for my birthday coming up I may treat my myself to a Fall kind of outfit or two.
October 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Think for my birthday coming up I may treat my myself to a Fall kind of outfit or two.
Did a cornfield maze and did not get lost 😉 😂
September 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Did a cornfield maze and did not get lost 😉 😂
Every time I see a red hat I have a moment of cringe and then a sigh of relief when it isn’t THAT red hat 🤮 😂
September 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Every time I see a red hat I have a moment of cringe and then a sigh of relief when it isn’t THAT red hat 🤮 😂
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The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.
September 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Free Speech President has now pulled two of the three major late night hosts off the air through threats and intimidation because of their jokes. Obviously I’m behind Jimmy Kimmel 100% in the face of this fascist garbage. Speech against this admin isn’t just being chilled, they’re freezing it.
I love you and I am so thankful for you ❤️
Tell someone you love them. Doesn't matter if it's platonic or romantic. Just do it. You'll be glad you did. I already told @sammythesammers.bsky.social how much I love her.
September 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I love you and I am so thankful for you ❤️
You are, you very much are ❤️❤️
All I want to be in life is a good person. A good, supportive, loving person that people can rely on.
September 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You are, you very much are ❤️❤️
I know come winter time I’ll be absolutely hating the cold but damn 90 in September? I get it’s stilllllll summer but ooofta.
September 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I know come winter time I’ll be absolutely hating the cold but damn 90 in September? I get it’s stilllllll summer but ooofta.
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December 30, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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do they have to take their bullets to the engraving kiosk at the mall? or do people have engraving machines at home?
September 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
do they have to take their bullets to the engraving kiosk at the mall? or do people have engraving machines at home?
Me- sneezing
My cat- meooow and then runs away from me
Me- my bad for the offense little homie
My cat- meooow and then runs away from me
Me- my bad for the offense little homie
September 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Me- sneezing
My cat- meooow and then runs away from me
Me- my bad for the offense little homie
My cat- meooow and then runs away from me
Me- my bad for the offense little homie
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remember to respect women, people of color, the LGBTQ+, and marginalized groups out there ‼️
September 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
remember to respect women, people of color, the LGBTQ+, and marginalized groups out there ‼️
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Bless the Epstein survivors who are speaking out. That level of bravery is something Coward McBone Spurs will never have.
September 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Bless the Epstein survivors who are speaking out. That level of bravery is something Coward McBone Spurs will never have.
It’s a must to keep cozy on Saturdays.
September 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s a must to keep cozy on Saturdays.
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Veterans against Trump marched again today in DC - let’s go!!
September 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Veterans against Trump marched again today in DC - let’s go!!
If this would have been the grading scale when I was in school I would have been easily a continuously A honor role student.
they working hard as hell to make the children stupid….how the fuck is an 85 considered an A???? this is just another way to pass kids along who need extra help bro
September 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If this would have been the grading scale when I was in school I would have been easily a continuously A honor role student.
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Don't be afraid to celebrate your wins. You deserve to wholly embrace the joyful moments.
August 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Don't be afraid to celebrate your wins. You deserve to wholly embrace the joyful moments.