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Sammy J
@sammyjoh.bsky.social
It sounded better in my head.

Married 👬.
Dog Dad to the world’s sweetest pit mix 🐕‍🦺.
WA -> CA🏝️.
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Look. I care about climate change a lot. I'm close to a single-issue voter on the subject!

But we have GOT to stop worrying about what are, in the scheme of things, rounding errors. I hate, hate, hate this kind of personal-responsibility climate stuff, it's deeply counterproductive.
May 25, 2024 at 7:48 PM
This is a Bluesky tollgate. You must submit a cute selfie to scroll the feed.

Beach babes 🐾
May 9, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Will never, ever get over this view as my plane lands in Seattle. Despite being a Californian these days, it’ll always look like home.
April 24, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I spent my day at Disneyland chasing around Stormtroopers 😍
April 18, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I’m pretty sure this girl on the flight next to me is having phone sex while we’re waiting for the boarding doors to close. AIRPLANE MODE CANNOT COME FAST ENOUGH!
April 11, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I would be so much better at my job if siestas were part of my workday
April 5, 2024 at 10:51 PM
About to win Easter Brunch with a spinach and Gruyère casserole and a chocolate hazelnut torte 🤌
March 31, 2024 at 4:11 PM
My new yoga studio has me appreciating how difficult it must be to be an effective yoga teacher. Your experience of your body is so personal. How does one communicate things like “pull your inner groin up” and have it make sense?!
March 30, 2024 at 9:42 PM
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March 28, 2024 at 11:56 PM
This is too much
March 15, 2024 at 6:25 PM
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Our culture has real trouble grasping that we can't bring back what it felt like to see The Prisoner/Ghostbusters/Star Wars the first time by doing them again, because the thing that made them compelling is that they were different. We can only feel that feeling again by making more new things.
March 12, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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From Toni Morrison:

“The function, the very serious function of racism is distraction. It keeps you from doing your work. It keeps you explaining, over and over again, your reason for being. Somebody says you have no language and you spend twenty years proving that you do.”
February 25, 2024 at 12:04 AM
My dog and I had a morning stroll on the beach this morning in Lincoln City, OR
February 19, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Usher for Super Bowl MVP
February 12, 2024 at 3:22 AM
Why didn’t anyone remind me that the grocery store is a literal hellscape on Super Bowl Sunday!?
February 11, 2024 at 10:39 PM
The PNW is the most beautiful region of the country. If you think otherwise, I’m sorry to inform you that you’re wrong.
February 11, 2024 at 4:25 AM
I am both totally enchanted and entirely confused by Boy and the Heron. But I do know I want to meet a warawara.
February 8, 2024 at 5:51 AM