Jesus Jugs
@samlongsuffering.bsky.social
Be cool. Don’t be all uncool.
Pinned
I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius.
#rhoslc ❄️
#rhoslc ❄️
I used to take ambien and edit my friends’ and families’ faces onto pics of peacocks.
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I used to take ambien and edit my friends’ and families’ faces onto pics of peacocks.
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
Meredith Marks and I are not the same.
#RHOSLC ❄️
As a survivor of domestic violence, Demi comparing her LIES about being groped to abuse victims going back to their abusers has me fuming.
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 AM
As a survivor of domestic violence, Demi comparing her LIES about being groped to abuse victims going back to their abusers has me fuming.
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
Demi is dangerous. She’s the 2% of people who lie about sexual assault causing real victims to face even more skepticism.
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
I’m enraged that Demi has forced me to take this man’s side. #SLOMW #VanderpumpVilla
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I’m enraged that Demi has forced me to take this man’s side. #SLOMW #VanderpumpVilla
Lana Del Rey seemingly flummoxed by the Whitney situation and wanting the ☕️ was 👩🏻🍳💋
#slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives
#slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Lana Del Rey seemingly flummoxed by the Whitney situation and wanting the ☕️ was 👩🏻🍳💋
#slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives
#slomw #secretlivesofmormonwives
How could Demi possibly believe she deserves to be paid the most when I didn’t even realize she and Jessi were different people the entire first season?
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
a woman is drinking through a straw from a glass and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is drinking through a straw from a glass and making a funny face .
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November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
How could Demi possibly believe she deserves to be paid the most when I didn’t even realize she and Jessi were different people the entire first season?
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
#SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I’m performing very important scientific research. I’m annoyed that bluesky doesn’t have a poll option, so just respond with the emoji connected to the man child.
Who is the worst #SLOMW husband/partner:
Conner 🌽
Dakota 🤡
Jordan 🐀
Zac 🪳
Bret 🪱
Jacob 🧋
Jace 🍭
Who is the worst #SLOMW husband/partner:
Conner 🌽
Dakota 🤡
Jordan 🐀
Zac 🪳
Bret 🪱
Jacob 🧋
Jace 🍭
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I’m performing very important scientific research. I’m annoyed that bluesky doesn’t have a poll option, so just respond with the emoji connected to the man child.
Who is the worst #SLOMW husband/partner:
Conner 🌽
Dakota 🤡
Jordan 🐀
Zac 🪳
Bret 🪱
Jacob 🧋
Jace 🍭
Who is the worst #SLOMW husband/partner:
Conner 🌽
Dakota 🤡
Jordan 🐀
Zac 🪳
Bret 🪱
Jacob 🧋
Jace 🍭
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I'm now at the part of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein where the creature, like many young men, has decided, "A girlfriend will fix my identity crisis"
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I'm now at the part of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein where the creature, like many young men, has decided, "A girlfriend will fix my identity crisis"
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
My cat sits on the baby monitor in the morning bc she thinks I won’t know the baby is crying that way. 🤦🏻♀️ Mornings used to be “our time.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My cat sits on the baby monitor in the morning bc she thinks I won’t know the baby is crying that way. 🤦🏻♀️ Mornings used to be “our time.”
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Demi “avoiding the cameras” #slomw
a man standing in front of a fine wine shop
ALT: a man standing in front of a fine wine shop
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November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Demi “avoiding the cameras” #slomw
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#SLOMW
Explaining to my daughter that Demi’s husband was married to Angie H from #RHOSLC…
Daughter: Who?
Me: Angie Harrington
Daughter: Who’s that?
Me: Her trollish husband had that Finsta account to harass the cast
Daughter: OH YEAHHHHH!
Imagine being remembered for how gross your husband is.
Explaining to my daughter that Demi’s husband was married to Angie H from #RHOSLC…
Daughter: Who?
Me: Angie Harrington
Daughter: Who’s that?
Me: Her trollish husband had that Finsta account to harass the cast
Daughter: OH YEAHHHHH!
Imagine being remembered for how gross your husband is.
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I guess I could become at least a “friend of” on #RHOSLC based on how many times my baby and toddler have already farted on me this morning. 🥰
Being a parent is basically just being farted on all day.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I guess I could become at least a “friend of” on #RHOSLC based on how many times my baby and toddler have already farted on me this morning. 🥰
I’ve never been so wrong!!! How are these women giving Gretchen grace for being a lying, homophobic, transphobic, bigoted POS and looking at Katie in disgust (racism)? I’m honestly repulsed. I might stop watching altogether after this season. 🤮
#RHOC 🍊
#RHOC 🍊
“Oh, I would never do that.”
Bitch, you did!!!!!! You were caught. This reunion is going to be rough on poor, innocent Gretchers/s.
#RHOC 🍊
Bitch, you did!!!!!! You were caught. This reunion is going to be rough on poor, innocent Gretchers/s.
#RHOC 🍊
two women sitting on a couch with the words insert fake crying below them
ALT: two women sitting on a couch with the words insert fake crying below them
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November 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’ve never been so wrong!!! How are these women giving Gretchen grace for being a lying, homophobic, transphobic, bigoted POS and looking at Katie in disgust (racism)? I’m honestly repulsed. I might stop watching altogether after this season. 🤮
#RHOC 🍊
#RHOC 🍊
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November 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
This is complete and utter speculation (so don’t come at me for libel, Meredith), but I’m wondering if she mixed ambien and alcohol. I’ve done it before and I 1000% DO NOT RECOMMEND. I acted like an insane person.
#RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOSLC ❄️
I think the Meredith thing may be exaggerated but she did something cause Lisa and Mary even said so. I am interested in what set her off though #RHOSLC
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
This is complete and utter speculation (so don’t come at me for libel, Meredith), but I’m wondering if she mixed ambien and alcohol. I’ve done it before and I 1000% DO NOT RECOMMEND. I acted like an insane person.
#RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOSLC ❄️
I wonder if he’d, all of a sudden, “commit” to Britani if she became a fulltime cast member instead of just a friend of… #RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOSLC
This is one of the most gaslighting, disgusting pricks we've ever seen on Bravo. And we have A LOTTTT to choose from! Listening to him makes my skin crawl. It's guys like him that make women feel irrevocably insecure.
This is one of the most gaslighting, disgusting pricks we've ever seen on Bravo. And we have A LOTTTT to choose from! Listening to him makes my skin crawl. It's guys like him that make women feel irrevocably insecure.
November 19, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I wonder if he’d, all of a sudden, “commit” to Britani if she became a fulltime cast member instead of just a friend of… #RHOSLC ❄️
I’ve never wanted to cyber bully anyone as much as this man in my entire life. Can anyone find his number so I can prank call him? Thanks.
(It brings me immense satisfaction that Jared Osmond doesn’t show up in any gif options)
#RHOSLC ❄️
(It brings me immense satisfaction that Jared Osmond doesn’t show up in any gif options)
#RHOSLC ❄️
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I’ve never wanted to cyber bully anyone as much as this man in my entire life. Can anyone find his number so I can prank call him? Thanks.
(It brings me immense satisfaction that Jared Osmond doesn’t show up in any gif options)
#RHOSLC ❄️
(It brings me immense satisfaction that Jared Osmond doesn’t show up in any gif options)
#RHOSLC ❄️
As frustrated as I’ve been with Lisa this season (and last), it’s heartbreaking to see the dissolution of her marriage with John in real time. 😞
#RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOSLC ❄️
a woman is laying on a bed with her eyes closed and making a face .
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November 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
As frustrated as I’ve been with Lisa this season (and last), it’s heartbreaking to see the dissolution of her marriage with John in real time. 😞
#RHOSLC ❄️
#RHOSLC ❄️
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Jenn Screaming at Katie “HOW DARE YOU” after Katie called out Jenn’s bigoted / racist video Jenn posted???
So Katie calling out Jenn + Gretchen’s racist post is the problem and not that y’all posted racist content?!?! #RHOC
So Katie calling out Jenn + Gretchen’s racist post is the problem and not that y’all posted racist content?!?! #RHOC
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Jenn Screaming at Katie “HOW DARE YOU” after Katie called out Jenn’s bigoted / racist video Jenn posted???
So Katie calling out Jenn + Gretchen’s racist post is the problem and not that y’all posted racist content?!?! #RHOC
So Katie calling out Jenn + Gretchen’s racist post is the problem and not that y’all posted racist content?!?! #RHOC