Jesus Jugs
@samlongsuffering.bsky.social
Be cool. Don’t be all uncool.
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 AM
My cat sits on the baby monitor in the morning bc she thinks I won’t know the baby is crying that way. 🤦🏻♀️ Mornings used to be “our time.”
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My cat sits on the baby monitor in the morning bc she thinks I won’t know the baby is crying that way. 🤦🏻♀️ Mornings used to be “our time.”
I’ve never wanted to cyber bully anyone as much as this man in my entire life. Can anyone find his number so I can prank call him? Thanks.
(It brings me immense satisfaction that Jared Osmond doesn’t show up in any gif options)
#RHOSLC ❄️
(It brings me immense satisfaction that Jared Osmond doesn’t show up in any gif options)
#RHOSLC ❄️
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I’ve never wanted to cyber bully anyone as much as this man in my entire life. Can anyone find his number so I can prank call him? Thanks.
(It brings me immense satisfaction that Jared Osmond doesn’t show up in any gif options)
#RHOSLC ❄️
(It brings me immense satisfaction that Jared Osmond doesn’t show up in any gif options)
#RHOSLC ❄️
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I’m pretty sure even red-light district workers wear regular clothes when walking around the city during everyday life…what are these women wearing? It’s tragic.
#rhoc 🍊
#rhoc 🍊
October 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I’m pretty sure even red-light district workers wear regular clothes when walking around the city during everyday life…what are these women wearing? It’s tragic.
#rhoc 🍊
#rhoc 🍊
Hahahahahahahahahahha I love videos like this…. What??? Not Mel Gibson! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 17, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahha I love videos like this…. What??? Not Mel Gibson! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I’m trying really hard not to judge Emily as a mom…but…
Bruh, how do you not know your kid is the 4th grade equivalent of Jordan Catalano? 😲
#rhoc 🍊
Bruh, how do you not know your kid is the 4th grade equivalent of Jordan Catalano? 😲
#rhoc 🍊
October 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m trying really hard not to judge Emily as a mom…but…
Bruh, how do you not know your kid is the 4th grade equivalent of Jordan Catalano? 😲
#rhoc 🍊
Bruh, how do you not know your kid is the 4th grade equivalent of Jordan Catalano? 😲
#rhoc 🍊
I can’t believe Jesus Jugs and Johnny J actually went through with it! I thought their entire relationship was just to get under Shannon’s skin.
Also, this People spread must be so hard on John bc of how much he values his privacy/s. 🙄
#rhoc 🍊
Also, this People spread must be so hard on John bc of how much he values his privacy/s. 🙄
#rhoc 🍊
October 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I can’t believe Jesus Jugs and Johnny J actually went through with it! I thought their entire relationship was just to get under Shannon’s skin.
Also, this People spread must be so hard on John bc of how much he values his privacy/s. 🙄
#rhoc 🍊
Also, this People spread must be so hard on John bc of how much he values his privacy/s. 🙄
#rhoc 🍊
I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius.
#rhoslc ❄️
#rhoslc ❄️
October 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I just printed out a copy of my student loans from the government website and wrote “PAID IN FULL” in red marker. I’m a genius.
#rhoslc ❄️
#rhoslc ❄️
Tamra started this all by coming after Gretchers for Bass Lake and then Gretchers came after Tamra for cheating with Eddie… this is 12 years in the making!
#rhoc
#rhoc
September 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Tamra started this all by coming after Gretchers for Bass Lake and then Gretchers came after Tamra for cheating with Eddie… this is 12 years in the making!
#rhoc
#rhoc
Why are bangs used to convey the passage of time in shows/movies?
August 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Why are bangs used to convey the passage of time in shows/movies?
I wouldn’t talk about having a Birkin this much, even if i had one. And this is coming from someone who couldn’t even afford a knockoff one!
I just started this season of #rhom and Stephanie is already exhausting me.
I just started this season of #rhom and Stephanie is already exhausting me.
August 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I wouldn’t talk about having a Birkin this much, even if i had one. And this is coming from someone who couldn’t even afford a knockoff one!
I just started this season of #rhom and Stephanie is already exhausting me.
I just started this season of #rhom and Stephanie is already exhausting me.
My toddler, with a cold, wiping snot on everyone:
August 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
My toddler, with a cold, wiping snot on everyone:
I’m unsure why I thought a jolly rancher would work in place of a cough drop… #pumprules #thevalley #vanderpumprules
August 16, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m unsure why I thought a jolly rancher would work in place of a cough drop… #pumprules #thevalley #vanderpumprules
August 9, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Soooooo… they’re basically exchanging one abusive man or another? 🙄🙃 Keep Broke off my screen.
#TheValley #ItsAllHappening
#TheValley #ItsAllHappening
August 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Soooooo… they’re basically exchanging one abusive man or another? 🙄🙃 Keep Broke off my screen.
#TheValley #ItsAllHappening
#TheValley #ItsAllHappening
Woke up with Anne Boleyn vibes. Might totally destroy a kingdom later, idk. 🤷🏻♀️
July 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Woke up with Anne Boleyn vibes. Might totally destroy a kingdom later, idk. 🤷🏻♀️
July 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Frank Dremon was that 1% on the first poll ☺️ #TheValley
July 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Frank Dremon was that 1% on the first poll ☺️ #TheValley