"We're disappointed we didn't get time to figure out how we can gouge this before it was announced."

It’s almost as if it’s the plan of a drunken fool.

Oh eat a mountain of moldy dicks you disingenuous sack of orange paedophilic shit.

So *not* just knives, then. All a cop needs is to announce the *pretense* of looking for a knife in an attempt to search for whatever they can find on anyone they choose at any time.

Have I got this wrong?

Aaaand don’t you just know some gaping, prolapsed arsehole took the rest of the day off after coming up with that one…

“Because the Liberals are better economic managers.”

*chef’s kiss*

Would that include insider trading, Peter?

Just curious.

Known racist who’s famously made their entire career off of being racist and who very recently got fined for being racist upset at being identified as racist.

“So what do you call this, then?”

Cheers, boomer.

Almost 40 years ago to the night, Jack Nicholson attended a Halloween party. He walked into a funhouse hall of mirrors, before something happened that was as terrifying as it was inexplicable…