sam 🌻
@samflower.cute.expert
not interested in your politics.
sambyte, music enthusiast.
they/them.
sambyte, music enthusiast.
they/them.
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sam 🌻
@samflower.cute.expert
· Aug 12
y’all better not put me in starter packs
i don’t want people idk following me
i don’t want people idk following me
soup: butternut squash and apple
mmm
mmm
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
soup: butternut squash and apple
mmm
mmm
i love the people on this app
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i love the people on this app
*makes self confused for literally no reason*
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
*makes self confused for literally no reason*
watching a funny video but randomly having a suicidal thought you didn’t even know was hiding underneath in the middle of it. now you have to pause and contemplate your life. uhhh who is she?
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
watching a funny video but randomly having a suicidal thought you didn’t even know was hiding underneath in the middle of it. now you have to pause and contemplate your life. uhhh who is she?
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y’all, my best friend is back. fuck that stupid hot dog.
me too dude, i missed and hate you so much
November 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
y’all, my best friend is back. fuck that stupid hot dog.
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I found this in the trash next to a dirty old hotdog with a raccoon bite taken out
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I found this in the trash next to a dirty old hotdog with a raccoon bite taken out
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
urban cities will always be superior. they allow people with health conditions to travel from point a to point b without getting harmed or harming others. sorry you chose to live in a shitty place but don’t blame us for it. also, only people from that city are allowed to complain about it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
urban cities will always be superior. they allow people with health conditions to travel from point a to point b without getting harmed or harming others. sorry you chose to live in a shitty place but don’t blame us for it. also, only people from that city are allowed to complain about it.
so do californians all really hate their state bc musical artists make that seem pretty clear
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
so do californians all really hate their state bc musical artists make that seem pretty clear
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
okay whiny ass. sorry you live somewhere that sucks, but don’t make it everyone else’s problem.
I hate how friends or how I met your mother are so New York centric. You think I’ve ever had to worry about an umbrella because I have to walk in the rain? No, suck my dick. There’s not even sidewalks where I live eat my ass. There’s 30 million people who worry about this and no one else does.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
okay whiny ass. sorry you live somewhere that sucks, but don’t make it everyone else’s problem.
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SENATOR NOOOOOOOOOO - BRING BACK HONTDOG WTFFFFFFFF
November 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
SENATOR NOOOOOOOOOO - BRING BACK HONTDOG WTFFFFFFFF
i’m gonna yell at hont
when he makes a new account
no i’m not
when he makes a new account
no i’m not
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i’m gonna yell at hont
when he makes a new account
no i’m not
when he makes a new account
no i’m not
yo thanks you’re also cool 🤘🏻
but foreal tho, you’re cool. cold even. anybody ever gives you any shit just tell ‘em i said you can do whatever 🤘
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
yo thanks you’re also cool 🤘🏻
Amazing discovery: if you don’t deny your real size in clothing and wear that real size, it will fit your body as it’s supposed to!
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Amazing discovery: if you don’t deny your real size in clothing and wear that real size, it will fit your body as it’s supposed to!
i think overgrown bangs should magically go back to their normal length
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
i think overgrown bangs should magically go back to their normal length
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if you say ‘i love you’ at the drive thru and your cashier says it back, you unlock an entire hidden menu of secret food options. but if they don’t say it back and they just scold you for it, well, you probably don’t get anything. now you gotta work there. sara called out today, we need you on grill
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
if you say ‘i love you’ at the drive thru and your cashier says it back, you unlock an entire hidden menu of secret food options. but if they don’t say it back and they just scold you for it, well, you probably don’t get anything. now you gotta work there. sara called out today, we need you on grill
hormones love to torture us. they need to get a better hobby.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
hormones love to torture us. they need to get a better hobby.
chillin chillin chillin BURST OF MANY STRONG EMOTIONS not chillin
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
chillin chillin chillin BURST OF MANY STRONG EMOTIONS not chillin
whoever vessel is in sleep token’s voice is so clear and crispy. it would melt in your mouth if it was food. ugh.
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
whoever vessel is in sleep token’s voice is so clear and crispy. it would melt in your mouth if it was food. ugh.
i guess people forgot that wicked is based on a book of the same name and about elphaba’s life as an adult where there was a lot of abuse- many different kinds. that’s on them if they were looking for a whimsical fairytale. the first one showed bits of how she was abused and neglected as a child.
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i guess people forgot that wicked is based on a book of the same name and about elphaba’s life as an adult where there was a lot of abuse- many different kinds. that’s on them if they were looking for a whimsical fairytale. the first one showed bits of how she was abused and neglected as a child.
that fight you do with yourself to take a shower bc for some reason you fight showering and need to bully yourself out of it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
that fight you do with yourself to take a shower bc for some reason you fight showering and need to bully yourself out of it.
my favorite System of a Down albums are mezmerize and steal this album. i know this is an extremely unpopular opinion but oh well.
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
my favorite System of a Down albums are mezmerize and steal this album. i know this is an extremely unpopular opinion but oh well.
anyone else in their 30s and still feel like they need a real adult to do things
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
anyone else in their 30s and still feel like they need a real adult to do things
diamonds on your dagger by senses (no, not senses fail though i do miss them)
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
diamonds on your dagger by senses (no, not senses fail though i do miss them)