Keeper of Cryptic Horrors
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Keeper of Cryptic Horrors
@sameolshhh.bsky.social
🦆 #LiveLoveTRESap #RIPREC
#LFG Tommy I believe in you
Tommy Mellott can save the Raiders.
April 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Nico Iamaleava is transferring and Bill Belichick and.. Jordan Brand should lock that in. I’m so sold.
April 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
With Wemby being hurt it’s clear who has been the most impactful defensive player all year & he is not in Golden State..
Dyson Daniels has the most steals in a single season since DPOY Gary Payton in 1996.

(via RealSports)
#NBA
April 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
No one wants to listen to me when I say I see the vision
They stink right now, but I love the Wizards kids. All of them have shown so much improvement this year. Bummer that Bilal Coulibaly, Kyshawn George and Corey Kispert got hurt, but it's a fun, young group in Washington!
April 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
We all know he doesn’t watch the game, this is why I wasn’t sad to see them go
April 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I just imagined a cop who sucks at math pulling over & arresting someone with a lot of money.
April 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Wild how some immigrants fight to shut the same doors that once opened for them.
March 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Kevin Willard could win this game but he’s already a top UMD villain, bring home Mike Jones it’s time. #Terps
March 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Terps we outside!
March 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Not for nothing AD did this mostly as a teammate of Bron, I wonder if Luka’s has improved or declined since the trade?
Top 50 players according to APM:

- MVP Candidates: 1. Shai, 2. Jokic
- Superstars: 3. Giannis, 4. Luka, 5. Tatum, 6. AD, 7. Wemby

(via Sports and Math)
#NBA
March 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Reposted by Keeper of Cryptic Horrors
I just want to do my work, man. That’s all any of us want to do.
March 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Way to sneak Jordan in there, you could’ve had him in 1984 when he was sitting right there at 2. Now you using him for clout.
Some iconic 🔥 for your 📲

Join us as we celebrate the '90 & '92 Portland Trail Blazers NBA Finals Teams on Friday, March 21, at our home game against the Denver Nuggets 🏀
March 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Playing #WWE2K25 Universe with my daughter, she’s SD I’m Raw. If we draft NXT talent we have to trade someone back.
March 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
REAL Wizards fans will tell you to enjoy this ONE high.
Deni Avdija put on a SHOW in the Blazers' OT loss to the Cavs, recording his first career triple-double 🔥
March 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I be saying strap up at UMD women games and just realized it has a whole different meaning
March 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“& that’s the way I like it..”
February 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
As a Wizards fan I love the world is finding out how bad he is
This is my first time watching Kyle Kuzma with the Bucks, and what I find interesting is how deeply and thoroughly he sucks and is making the team worse.
February 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I hate babies but only because they so cute and expensive & I’m not having anymore but wish I could.
February 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’ve never & will never wish death on anyone but there are some obituaries I look forward to reading.
February 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’ll be watching #First48 & will think “all cops ain’t bad..” & then they’ll do something shady during an interrogation.
February 11, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I don’t care who the Wizards choose with their first lottery pick but they need to acquire another to pair Sarr with Derik Queen.
February 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Allen over Jackson is definitely Embiid over Jokic @3x-the-charm.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM