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“As every game developer understands, the three basic food groups are Fritos, Cheetos, and Doritos.” — Satoru Iwata
June 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
“As every game developer understands, the three basic food groups are Fritos, Cheetos, and Doritos.” — Satoru Iwata
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
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May 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
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‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
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May 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
‘GTA VI’ Delayed Until Developers Get Grades Up
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RTD needs to stop hiring hot security guards before I commit a crime frr
May 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
RTD needs to stop hiring hot security guards before I commit a crime frr
BRUH THEY JUST SHADOW DROPPED IT, NO ANNOUNCEMENT OR ANYTHING
We are rapidly approaching the Virtual Game Card update for the Switch 1
a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera with a serious look on its face .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera with a serious look on its face .
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April 30, 2025 at 1:03 AM
BRUH THEY JUST SHADOW DROPPED IT, NO ANNOUNCEMENT OR ANYTHING
Virtual game cards are gonna come out today or tomorrow... idk why Nintendo is being silent about it, it's kinda scary
April 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Virtual game cards are gonna come out today or tomorrow... idk why Nintendo is being silent about it, it's kinda scary
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Interesting fact of the day: Trump has mentioned former President Joe Biden an average of four times every single day of his presidency 453 times in total since taking office. Biden lives rent-free in Trump’s mind.
April 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Interesting fact of the day: Trump has mentioned former President Joe Biden an average of four times every single day of his presidency 453 times in total since taking office. Biden lives rent-free in Trump’s mind.
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We are rapidly approaching the Virtual Game Card update for the Switch 1
a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera with a serious look on its face .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera with a serious look on its face .
media.tenor.com
April 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We are rapidly approaching the Virtual Game Card update for the Switch 1
okay, somehow, LITERALLY NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT VIRTUAL GAME CARDS even though the update for them is in gonna be in in the next 2 days!!!
April 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
okay, somehow, LITERALLY NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT VIRTUAL GAME CARDS even though the update for them is in gonna be in in the next 2 days!!!
I did not believe that Nintendo actually tweeted this, like I was so sure this mirror account made it up. Then I go to Nintendos official twitter just to see that it was acc real!!
April 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I did not believe that Nintendo actually tweeted this, like I was so sure this mirror account made it up. Then I go to Nintendos official twitter just to see that it was acc real!!
tfw i tweet at a famous person knowing damn well they won't respond
April 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
tfw i tweet at a famous person knowing damn well they won't respond
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AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.
April 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
AOC: I saw on Fox, Jeanine Pirro says that they found so many babies and two year olds and four year olds receiving social security. I got a notice for you Jeanine Pirro: those babies receive social security because their parents died. That’s not a waste. That’s humanity. That’s America.
I'm glad Nintendo did online preorders for the Switch 2, because I absolutely would shove a child for a Switch if we had to order them IRL
April 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm glad Nintendo did online preorders for the Switch 2, because I absolutely would shove a child for a Switch if we had to order them IRL
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Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
April 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nintendo has cancelled the Switch 2 in response to preorder frenzy.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
"Your vulgar appetites betray you," said company president Furukawa, "That you are a people without grace. We will await a new era."
At press time, Nintendo's headquarters in Kyoto and Redmond had vanished from the face of earth.
I feel vindicated seeing others have bad experiences with target
April 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I feel vindicated seeing others have bad experiences with target
TARGET HOW COULD U CANCEL MY SWITCH 2 ORDER U WILL PAY FOR THIS 😭😭
April 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
TARGET HOW COULD U CANCEL MY SWITCH 2 ORDER U WILL PAY FOR THIS 😭😭
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NBC News EXCLUSIVE: A deadly E. coli outbreak hit 15 states, but the FDA chose not to publicize it
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A deadly E. coli outbreak hit 15 states, but the FDA chose not to publicize it
The outbreak linked to romaine lettuce killed one person and sickened at least 88 more, including a 9-year-old boy who nearly died of kidney failure.
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April 17, 2025 at 11:05 AM
NBC News EXCLUSIVE: A deadly E. coli outbreak hit 15 states, but the FDA chose not to publicize it
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Stop giving your kids iPads and give them a Nintendo ds like god intended
April 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Stop giving your kids iPads and give them a Nintendo ds like god intended
y'know, I thought I was eating w this... but ig I wasn't cuz they unmatched me
April 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
y'know, I thought I was eating w this... but ig I wasn't cuz they unmatched me
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Nintendo Says "Nothing Bad" Will Happen If You Press Switch 2's C Button Without A NSO Sub. (Repost)
Nintendo Says "Nothing Bad" Will Happen If You Press Switch 2's C Button Without A NSO Sub
Will something good happen instead?
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April 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Nintendo Says "Nothing Bad" Will Happen If You Press Switch 2's C Button Without A NSO Sub. (Repost)
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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
WASHINGTON—According to a new report published Wednesday by the Pew Research Center, you live in a deeply embarrassing and barely functional country. “Our latest research and statistical analysis show...
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April 3, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country
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“i voted for him because i didn’t think he would do what he said he’d do”
April 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“i voted for him because i didn’t think he would do what he said he’d do”
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DELTARUNE Chapters 1-4 will be released on June 5th as a launch title for Nintendo Switch 2! It's also coming to Steam, Switch, PS4, and PS5 the same day!
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DELTARUNE Nintendo Switch 2 Announce Trailer
YouTube video by UNDERTALE and DELTARUNE Official
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April 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
DELTARUNE Chapters 1-4 will be released on June 5th as a launch title for Nintendo Switch 2! It's also coming to Steam, Switch, PS4, and PS5 the same day!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzg...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzg...
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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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