Samantha Kelly
@sambucajk.bsky.social
Writer of fiction and poetry, wrangler of cat, fan of Carly Rae Jepsen
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
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Decent signing tbf
July 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Decent signing tbf
I was in the middle of a mental breakdown when I saw Rise of Skywalker and I still maintain it was the worst thing I went through that month
The more I think about it the more I do believe that Rise of Skywalker really is worse than Attack of the Clones for a myriad of reasons.
LOOK. WE FOUND FINN A VERY FEMALE GIRLFRIEND. AND SHE’S BLACK TOO. DON’T WORRY, BOYS. WE KEPT JAR JAR JUNIOR’S HANDS OFF THE WHITE WOMMENZ. THE PRETTY WHITE GIRL KISSES THE SCHOOL SHOOTER INSTEAD.
May 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I was in the middle of a mental breakdown when I saw Rise of Skywalker and I still maintain it was the worst thing I went through that month
I think Cobra Kai might genuinely be the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen and that’s why it’s my favourite
November 16, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I think Cobra Kai might genuinely be the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen and that’s why it’s my favourite