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cat mom. baseball enjoyer. swiftie. she/her.
we lost her yesterday. the goodest of girls.
realistically I know my dog is 15, I know she’s old and has dementia, but I haven’t been around it every day since 4 years ago when I moved out. watching her for the afternoon and realizing how bad she’s gotten has me in shambles. dogs need to live forever, especially this one.
April 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I should have known that preordering Onyx Storm from Amazon like 10 months ago was not the move bc it’s finally here but the corners aren’t pristine and I am the person who looks through a stack of books to find the most perfect option and I’m fine, it’s fINE
January 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
now that 2025 is here and thunderbolts comes out this year I’d like to remind everyone that I’m once again about to get super annoying about bucky barnes
January 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
well I just got free opening weekend tickets because when work was buying our company outing tickets, they got a free pair from group sales and apparently I’m the go-to gal for tigers shit at this company, god bless
January 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
confused but alrighty!
Breaking:
Gleyber Torres to Tigers
December 27, 2024 at 3:07 PM
maybe I wasn’t meant to live in a house with stairs bc I fell down my own stairs *twice* today and I think I’m one giant bruise
December 27, 2024 at 4:47 AM
every year the holidays are so freaking stressful because my entire extended family chooses to continue to exchange gifts with *everyone*. these are all adults!! why are we still doing this if your christmas list is literally shampoo and k-cups
December 12, 2024 at 8:53 PM
just saw a new video of Jeremy Jordan singing Santa Fe in the year of our lord 2024 and I love remembering I’ll never be over him as Jack Kelly
December 8, 2024 at 6:12 AM
fell victim to yet another viral tiktok pasta recipe 🙃 I am easily influenced
December 6, 2024 at 12:46 AM
just wanted to say that I am very proud of my little void daughter for handling a move from the only
home she’s ever known 100x better than I thought she would

a sad before as we move all of her furniture out vs a content after being reunited with her things
November 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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The Ecstasy of Mary Magdalene, by Francesco Albani, 1640s, 📸 by Jason Miller
November 21, 2024 at 2:01 AM
and it’s his BIRTHDAY 😭 truly love this for him
Detroit Tigers ace Tarik Skubal is the unanimous 2024 American League Cy Young Award winner.

Skubal received all 30 first-place votes after a season in which he won the AL's pitching triple crown.

Full story:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/593...
November 21, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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Congrats to Tarik Skubal on his 1st career Cy Young Award! 🏆

What an Absolutely Dominant year on the bump! 💪

Here’s a quick look at what made his 2024 season so Fantastic.
November 20, 2024 at 11:57 PM
realistically I know my dog is 15, I know she’s old and has dementia, but I haven’t been around it every day since 4 years ago when I moved out. watching her for the afternoon and realizing how bad she’s gotten has me in shambles. dogs need to live forever, especially this one.
November 20, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Marcello Hernandez showing up to the Short n Sweet tour last night as Domingo is so important to me for reasons I can’t explain
November 18, 2024 at 6:50 PM
upon packing up my office I discovered that I own 3 baseballs and 1 baseball card signed by JaCoby Jones and oof that feels like overkill
November 17, 2024 at 1:27 AM
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I will find you (twitter followers) in every lifetime (social media microblogging platform)
November 14, 2024 at 12:03 PM
love that it’s basically all Sabrina but Jose Iglesias created a bop and cannot be denied
November 16, 2024 at 1:43 AM
made the grave mistake of trying to pack up Poppy’s things today and apparently that is just not allowed
November 15, 2024 at 6:29 PM
I’ve had my handle for a year, why is bluesky suddenly telling me it’s invalid 💀
November 14, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I can’t believe People picked John Krasinksi when this was available
Glen Powell for Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue.
November 13, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I’m sure those who paid attention knew me as the girl who (by being annoying and live tweeting the shit out of games) met her favorite teams social media manager in the twitter mentions and then married him
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
November 13, 2024 at 5:27 AM
genuinely so jealous of the people that can just…~move~ into a new place bc I’m over here exhausted from working on the new house and we’ve only had it a week 💀 and we haven’t even moved in. we’re just cleaning and prepping and scrubbing and on top of work, I am TIRED
November 13, 2024 at 5:19 AM
this lions team, man
November 11, 2024 at 4:37 AM