if my grandpa was still alive i’d make him do the tiktok brainrot challenge

Least believable thing about Greek mythology is how every character is important and has an intricate story. No regular guys at all. Zeus should have a brother named Steve who just works at the agora and that's his whole thing

it’s an iced seagrams on the porch day

made the fatal mistake of sitting down on the couch instead of making dinner and now i can never get up from the couch ever again

DOECHIIIIIIIIIIII

MY SHAYLAAAAAA (im mourning the winter weather and am among summer lover freaks)

eric impulsively got a tattoo similar to one i wanted to get what if i hate him forever (he forgot and it’s also a very basic and common tattoo)

Me: "Be kind to people. You never know what someone's going through."
Also me: "Nice turn signal, dickhead."

wearing an “in glock we trust” shirt to a school is crazy

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

me: tech companies have far too much data about us

also me: why can't i use Find My for my socks

need all press on nail companies to standardize the length categories bc finding out an olive & june medium is a kiss small the hard way is not something i need rn

my entire feed is books and cats. love it. but i need the shitposts please.

I’m going to read so many books over the next four years.