i’ve been sending you messages through our connected root systems. why haven’t you responded

please stay at least 10 feet away from my enclosure at all times

now is the perfect time to become an isolated lighthouse keeper and go only a little bit insane

what do you mean i can’t go to the seaside for a week? what about my melancholy??

"They tried to take my freedom and my life."
"My life was saved for a reason.. I was saved by god to make America great again"

- Oh we are about to see nightmares never imagined

Earth Explodes
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to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country

Enjoy the last day before tomorrow. Then four years…

Trump hanging his supporters in DC out to dry in favor of an exclusive inauguration where only his inner circle and top donors can attend is the perfect metaphor for this administration and today’s GOP.

Regulations exist to protect what cannot protect itself—our parks, wildlife, and cultural heritage.

that peasant boy will not provide for you he will not even survive the winter

The Trump cabinet screening questionnaire:

Which of the following responses best describes you?

I lust to abuse:
A. POWER
B. CHILDREN
C. ANIMALS
D. ALL OF THE ABOVE

BECAUSE WE ARE IN HELL.