Samael Redmoon
@samaelredmoon.bsky.social
Academic doctor. Metalhead. Femdom. Goth. Anarchist. Music, moon, mushrooms, moths, myths, moss, memes, malacology, minerals, meandering, and much much more. Yacht rock enthusiast. She/her. Pan/demi. 21+.
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Your daily fortune:
Listen to the voice in your head. The one telling you to unleash your dark weirdness upon the world.
Listen to the voice in your head. The one telling you to unleash your dark weirdness upon the world.
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Your daily fortune:
Listen to the voice in your head. The one telling you to unleash your dark weirdness upon the world.
Listen to the voice in your head. The one telling you to unleash your dark weirdness upon the world.
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Folks to call when you need help:
- friends
- family
- Etsy witches
- gutter goblins
- sexy vampires
- assorted forest horrors
- the ancient nameless one living at the bottom of your local lake
- friends
- family
- Etsy witches
- gutter goblins
- sexy vampires
- assorted forest horrors
- the ancient nameless one living at the bottom of your local lake
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Folks to call when you need help:
- friends
- family
- Etsy witches
- gutter goblins
- sexy vampires
- assorted forest horrors
- the ancient nameless one living at the bottom of your local lake
- friends
- family
- Etsy witches
- gutter goblins
- sexy vampires
- assorted forest horrors
- the ancient nameless one living at the bottom of your local lake
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It needs to be put plainly.
To the AI companies that want to partner with educational institutions:
Before you approach us, please tell your agentic browsers not to perpetrate academic fraud by completing online homework on students' behalf.
To the AI companies that want to partner with educational institutions:
Before you approach us, please tell your agentic browsers not to perpetrate academic fraud by completing online homework on students' behalf.
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
It needs to be put plainly.
To the AI companies that want to partner with educational institutions:
Before you approach us, please tell your agentic browsers not to perpetrate academic fraud by completing online homework on students' behalf.
To the AI companies that want to partner with educational institutions:
Before you approach us, please tell your agentic browsers not to perpetrate academic fraud by completing online homework on students' behalf.
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What clothing makes the best holiday gift?
1. monocle of merriment
2. socks of stealth
3. jorts of knowledge
4. wig of many wonders
1. monocle of merriment
2. socks of stealth
3. jorts of knowledge
4. wig of many wonders
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What clothing makes the best holiday gift?
1. monocle of merriment
2. socks of stealth
3. jorts of knowledge
4. wig of many wonders
1. monocle of merriment
2. socks of stealth
3. jorts of knowledge
4. wig of many wonders
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I like the way you think.
I like the way you move through the world as a shadowy memory, wearing mismatched clothes and carrying a tote bag full of books, stale snacks, and a lifetime of small disappointments.
I like the way you move through the world as a shadowy memory, wearing mismatched clothes and carrying a tote bag full of books, stale snacks, and a lifetime of small disappointments.
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I like the way you think.
I like the way you move through the world as a shadowy memory, wearing mismatched clothes and carrying a tote bag full of books, stale snacks, and a lifetime of small disappointments.
I like the way you move through the world as a shadowy memory, wearing mismatched clothes and carrying a tote bag full of books, stale snacks, and a lifetime of small disappointments.
T H I S.
If they really wanted to bring civility back to air travel, they'd bring back luxury blimps, and give us 3 months vacation every year to enjoy cocktails, conversation, and quiet starlit skies.
December 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
T H I S.
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What's your favorite color?
1. sandstorm on Mars
2. dark nebula
3. intergalactic rogue star
4. icy ocean moon
1. sandstorm on Mars
2. dark nebula
3. intergalactic rogue star
4. icy ocean moon
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
What's your favorite color?
1. sandstorm on Mars
2. dark nebula
3. intergalactic rogue star
4. icy ocean moon
1. sandstorm on Mars
2. dark nebula
3. intergalactic rogue star
4. icy ocean moon
All EXCEPT the sweaty one because I live in a particularly sweaty place.
What's your favorite season?
1. the cold one
2. the one with plants
3. the sweaty one
4. the one with decay and monsters
1. the cold one
2. the one with plants
3. the sweaty one
4. the one with decay and monsters
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
All EXCEPT the sweaty one because I live in a particularly sweaty place.
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With the way things have been going, I think there should be a universally recognized "no guilt trip" amnesty for cancelling plans you made more than a week ago. Like, last week? I have lived several lives since then. I know not the person I once was, and this new person definitely can’t make it so
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
With the way things have been going, I think there should be a universally recognized "no guilt trip" amnesty for cancelling plans you made more than a week ago. Like, last week? I have lived several lives since then. I know not the person I once was, and this new person definitely can’t make it so
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Dedicated to the late Eddie Munson 🤘🏼
My 80s synthwave rock cover of the classic Stranger Things theme by Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein
#nostalgia #80s #synth #strangerthings
My 80s synthwave rock cover of the classic Stranger Things theme by Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein
#nostalgia #80s #synth #strangerthings
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Dedicated to the late Eddie Munson 🤘🏼
My 80s synthwave rock cover of the classic Stranger Things theme by Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein
#nostalgia #80s #synth #strangerthings
My 80s synthwave rock cover of the classic Stranger Things theme by Kyle Dixon and Michael Stein
#nostalgia #80s #synth #strangerthings
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Most economists agree that by age 50, you should:
- own at least one magic sword
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- be covered by a thin layer of moss & lichen
- disappear into a malevolent fog once a month
- become a creature of myth & legend in the old forest
- own at least one magic sword
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- be covered by a thin layer of moss & lichen
- disappear into a malevolent fog once a month
- become a creature of myth & legend in the old forest
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Most economists agree that by age 50, you should:
- own at least one magic sword
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- be covered by a thin layer of moss & lichen
- disappear into a malevolent fog once a month
- become a creature of myth & legend in the old forest
- own at least one magic sword
- get advice from an enchanted bear skull
- be covered by a thin layer of moss & lichen
- disappear into a malevolent fog once a month
- become a creature of myth & legend in the old forest
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Things to do in Autumn:
- disappear into a malevolent fog
- cultivate a fine beard of moss
- become a potato wizard
- leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch
- embrace the darkness within and without you
- disappear into a malevolent fog
- cultivate a fine beard of moss
- become a potato wizard
- leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch
- embrace the darkness within and without you
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Things to do in Autumn:
- disappear into a malevolent fog
- cultivate a fine beard of moss
- become a potato wizard
- leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch
- embrace the darkness within and without you
- disappear into a malevolent fog
- cultivate a fine beard of moss
- become a potato wizard
- leave cider & doughnuts out for the Twig Witch
- embrace the darkness within and without you
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What are you made of?
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What are you made of?
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
1. tea & tenderness
2. books & baked goods
3. cheese & confusion
4. moss & chaos
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What's your favorite Thanksgiving horror movie?
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
What's your favorite Thanksgiving horror movie?
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
1. Poultrygeist
2. Dark Was The Meat
3. Rosemary's Gravy
4. The Evil Bread
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
Leave that to the ancient queen of dark fairies, whom you'll be hearing from very soon, if rumors carried by the ravens are true.
Leave that to the ancient queen of dark fairies, whom you'll be hearing from very soon, if rumors carried by the ravens are true.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Leave that to the ancient queen of dark fairies, whom you'll be hearing from very soon, if rumors carried by the ravens are true.
Leave that to the ancient queen of dark fairies, whom you'll be hearing from very soon, if rumors carried by the ravens are true.
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It's never too late to try something new.
It's never too late to let your antlers & talons grow wild.
It's never too late to cover yourself in moss & wildflowers and shamble about the old forest, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
It's never too late to let your antlers & talons grow wild.
It's never too late to cover yourself in moss & wildflowers and shamble about the old forest, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It's never too late to try something new.
It's never too late to let your antlers & talons grow wild.
It's never too late to cover yourself in moss & wildflowers and shamble about the old forest, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
It's never too late to let your antlers & talons grow wild.
It's never too late to cover yourself in moss & wildflowers and shamble about the old forest, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.
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Art from the Micah Ulrich X Gojira - 2020 Collab. Pen and ink on paper.
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Art from the Micah Ulrich X Gojira - 2020 Collab. Pen and ink on paper.
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There's no time like the present to leave it all behind, live in a hollow tree, become a dark druid, and befriend the moss & owls.
They will not hurt you like the world does.
Except for the owl bites.
Those are quite painful.
They will not hurt you like the world does.
Except for the owl bites.
Those are quite painful.
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There's no time like the present to leave it all behind, live in a hollow tree, become a dark druid, and befriend the moss & owls.
They will not hurt you like the world does.
Except for the owl bites.
Those are quite painful.
They will not hurt you like the world does.
Except for the owl bites.
Those are quite painful.
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You put on the radio in 1987, this Gotye song is playing but it sounds like this 🎹
#nostalgia #synthwave
#nostalgia #synthwave
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You put on the radio in 1987, this Gotye song is playing but it sounds like this 🎹
#nostalgia #synthwave
#nostalgia #synthwave
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What's your brain like?
1. broken hamster wheel
2. goblin filled caverns
3. agitated hornets nest
4. dark mossy hollow
1. broken hamster wheel
2. goblin filled caverns
3. agitated hornets nest
4. dark mossy hollow
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
What's your brain like?
1. broken hamster wheel
2. goblin filled caverns
3. agitated hornets nest
4. dark mossy hollow
1. broken hamster wheel
2. goblin filled caverns
3. agitated hornets nest
4. dark mossy hollow
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May the forest grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to sharpen my antlers & fangs, and the wisdom to know when to use them.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
May the forest grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to sharpen my antlers & fangs, and the wisdom to know when to use them.
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Some Magical Girls are WOLVES- 2025
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Some Magical Girls are WOLVES- 2025
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Get back to nature.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Get back to nature.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
Wander into the old forest, let your antlers and talons grow ragged, leave your human form behind, and become the malevolent monstrosity you were always meant to be.
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Your weather for today:
- possible showers
- possible sunbreaks
- everything is possible in an infinite multiverse
- there's another you out there who is piloting a solar space blimp through the cosmos, smuggling bootleg gin & forbidden books
- wear layers
- possible showers
- possible sunbreaks
- everything is possible in an infinite multiverse
- there's another you out there who is piloting a solar space blimp through the cosmos, smuggling bootleg gin & forbidden books
- wear layers
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Your weather for today:
- possible showers
- possible sunbreaks
- everything is possible in an infinite multiverse
- there's another you out there who is piloting a solar space blimp through the cosmos, smuggling bootleg gin & forbidden books
- wear layers
- possible showers
- possible sunbreaks
- everything is possible in an infinite multiverse
- there's another you out there who is piloting a solar space blimp through the cosmos, smuggling bootleg gin & forbidden books
- wear layers