Sam
@sam-bambs.bsky.social
The first rule of Cliff Richard Club is we don’t talk anymore
Hello. I’m in Grantham.
September 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hello. I’m in Grantham.
This, from Fred Dibnah’s mother, is a masterclass in parenting
September 6, 2025 at 8:47 AM
This, from Fred Dibnah’s mother, is a masterclass in parenting
Bloody Foreigner. Coming over here, with their 50th anniversary tour.
September 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Bloody Foreigner. Coming over here, with their 50th anniversary tour.
Take me down to the pair of tights city - Guns N’ Hosiery
Take me down to the parable city
Where the grass is green and in a funny way is a bit like life…
Where the grass is green and in a funny way is a bit like life…
Take me down to the paradox city where the girls are green and the grass is pretty.
August 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Take me down to the pair of tights city - Guns N’ Hosiery
@publicbenjamin.bsky.social happy bidet x
August 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
@publicbenjamin.bsky.social happy bidet x
Tale as old as time, but PLEASE can clothing shops stop stocking autumn/winter gear in July? ithankyou
July 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Tale as old as time, but PLEASE can clothing shops stop stocking autumn/winter gear in July? ithankyou
Tim Henman gained his tennis ability after being bitten by a radioactive hen.
July 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Tim Henman gained his tennis ability after being bitten by a radioactive hen.
Actually it’s pronounced ‘Macquat’
July 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Actually it’s pronounced ‘Macquat’
Should have kept his belt on John
July 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Should have kept his belt on John
Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood carry a French sofa into a bar. The barman says "Why the longue, Faces?"
June 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood carry a French sofa into a bar. The barman says "Why the longue, Faces?"
No one is talking about how Weezer secretly replaced Scott Shriner with Laurence Fox?
June 29, 2025 at 8:38 AM
No one is talking about how Weezer secretly replaced Scott Shriner with Laurence Fox?
Where do I collect my wildlife photographer of the year award?
June 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Where do I collect my wildlife photographer of the year award?
Convinced I recall an advert for Soreen malt loaf in the 90s featuring Lesley Joseph, with the tagline ‘Doreen loves her Soreen’. Except her character in Birds of a Feather was ‘Dorien’ - what
June 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Convinced I recall an advert for Soreen malt loaf in the 90s featuring Lesley Joseph, with the tagline ‘Doreen loves her Soreen’. Except her character in Birds of a Feather was ‘Dorien’ - what
If you rob Halfords, that’s breaking the law
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If you rob Halfords, that’s breaking the law
I’m missing Eurovision for the first time in 30+ years. You’ll have to survive without my puns.
May 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I’m missing Eurovision for the first time in 30+ years. You’ll have to survive without my puns.
Venn diagram of Robert Smith and Mrs. Doyle saying ‘go on, go on’
May 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Venn diagram of Robert Smith and Mrs. Doyle saying ‘go on, go on’
‘Just give me the light’ - George Benson & Hedges
May 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
‘Just give me the light’ - George Benson & Hedges
It’s Wednesday. It’s Top of the Popes.
May 7, 2025 at 8:53 AM
It’s Wednesday. It’s Top of the Popes.
Of course in my day, it was called the London Snickers
April 27, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Of course in my day, it was called the London Snickers
Eating the first Easter egg is easy. Then comes the difficult second albumen.
April 18, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Eating the first Easter egg is easy. Then comes the difficult second albumen.
It’s just another manic Maundy
April 17, 2025 at 9:01 AM
It’s just another manic Maundy