Sam
sam-ash.bsky.social
Sam
@sam-ash.bsky.social
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Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones.
Democrats: [wave placard]
Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones
Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]
March 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I should be entitled to financial compensation because my period showed up four days early.
January 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
He doesn’t love me anymore 😔
January 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Job searching is so daunting, especially when you apply to places you're more than qualified for and don't get a call back.
January 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
January 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Let's go
December 8, 2024 at 2:24 AM
And a drafts folder, please
can they add bookmarks already
December 1, 2024 at 4:12 PM
They should invent a cough drop that works
November 28, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Nevermind this app is just like Twitter, what with all the jokes about people killing themselves

We’re so back
November 25, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Bluesky doesn't have this, that's for damn sure.
November 25, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Annual check in
Ngl I forgot about this
October 28, 2024 at 1:16 PM
I’m truly not even using this app
October 6, 2023 at 8:51 PM
Ngl I forgot about this
September 4, 2023 at 11:40 PM
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Laura Ingraham says Democrats' platform is pot, porn and Planned Parenthood, and I think we've got a winning slogan for 2024
August 24, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Those “are we dating the same guy” groups are always just posts of women being like “before I go out with Steve this weekend, does he belong to anyone?” And Steve just looks like this.
August 23, 2023 at 6:39 PM
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I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
August 21, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Hey Jack, I was promised I’d see dick on my feed and it’s nowhere to be seen. What the heck.
August 21, 2023 at 9:44 PM
Is it normal to never get banner notifications from this app?
August 21, 2023 at 9:42 PM
Thank you @vinceyface.bsky.social 💖

Follow my photography Bluesky @sammchalephoto.bsky.social and on IG (at)sam.mchale.photography
Since Threads doesn’t let you sign into two accounts at once, best believe the first Bluesky invite code I get is going straight to myself for my photography account.
August 21, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Since Threads doesn’t let you sign into two accounts at once, best believe the first Bluesky invite code I get is going straight to myself for my photography account.
August 21, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Doing merch at a show while simultaneously trying to pad my portfolio by offering to shoot the artists for free and this old drunk lady took a pic of me in the most hunchback position over my laptop and asked if she could send it to me because I had the "most beautiful profile." 😭
August 21, 2023 at 2:09 AM
We can all agree the icon for the app is 🗑, right?
August 21, 2023 at 1:13 AM