Michael Meir Saltzman
@saltzman.bsky.social
Actor/Writer. Previously: Head writer / Fact Checker for Dropout’s Um, Actually… Jack Handey enthusiast. Yeah I was in that anti-Trump weirdo PSA.
You know a lot of ppl ask me if there are any tips/tricks to booking roles in Hollywood and I always tell them not to neglect their slates. Here’s an example of what it looks like when done right:
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 AM
You know a lot of ppl ask me if there are any tips/tricks to booking roles in Hollywood and I always tell them not to neglect their slates. Here’s an example of what it looks like when done right:
Her: Hey your bagel is extremely burnt-
Me:
Me:
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Her: Hey your bagel is extremely burnt-
Me:
Me: