Emma💙💜
@saltysoprano16.bsky.social
28, She/her, cat lover, singer, autoimmune disease girly pot. I am bisexual & ADHD asf & I don’t know how to interact with humans without an awkward front lolol😭learning to play DND
Why do people call customer service people talking crazy like that’s gonna help the situation????
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Why do people call customer service people talking crazy like that’s gonna help the situation????
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December 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My therapist: you need to start your day with positive affirmations. You have a lot of ANTS in your head: automatic negative thoughts
Me: *plays Hot Girl by Charli XCX*
Me: *plays Hot Girl by Charli XCX*
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My therapist: you need to start your day with positive affirmations. You have a lot of ANTS in your head: automatic negative thoughts
Me: *plays Hot Girl by Charli XCX*
Me: *plays Hot Girl by Charli XCX*
My therapist is like if my ex boyfriends sassy aunt was a therapist and I kinda love her 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My therapist is like if my ex boyfriends sassy aunt was a therapist and I kinda love her 🤣
Just going about my little work day and I get cussed out by a lady for doing my job how I am taught to do my job so I give her my name with my whole chest because she said she wants to get me fired lol. Turns out she’s been to jail for throwing hands with a customer service person before lmaooo.
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Just going about my little work day and I get cussed out by a lady for doing my job how I am taught to do my job so I give her my name with my whole chest because she said she wants to get me fired lol. Turns out she’s been to jail for throwing hands with a customer service person before lmaooo.
The urge to print these photos of Luigi Mangione out and just tape them to my desk lol
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The urge to print these photos of Luigi Mangione out and just tape them to my desk lol
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We didn’t realize how bad Trump’s Biden-derangement syndrome really is. The first analysis found that he mentioned “Biden” an average of 6.32 times per day. That number has since climbed it’s now just over seven times a day.
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
We didn’t realize how bad Trump’s Biden-derangement syndrome really is. The first analysis found that he mentioned “Biden” an average of 6.32 times per day. That number has since climbed it’s now just over seven times a day.
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you lost me at figgy but brought me right back with pudding
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
you lost me at figgy but brought me right back with pudding
The internet: It’s Crohn’s and Colitis awareness week!
My colon: I will make you very aware
#IBDstandsforIBEDYING
My colon: I will make you very aware
#IBDstandsforIBEDYING
December 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The internet: It’s Crohn’s and Colitis awareness week!
My colon: I will make you very aware
#IBDstandsforIBEDYING
My colon: I will make you very aware
#IBDstandsforIBEDYING
Two cat moms and their respective cats. lol
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Two cat moms and their respective cats. lol
Keychain I made for besties bday.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Keychain I made for besties bday.
I’m taking my cat to get fixed tomorrow and I would like to get fixed as well while we are at considering every time it’s shark week I feel like my organs are falling out
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I’m taking my cat to get fixed tomorrow and I would like to get fixed as well while we are at considering every time it’s shark week I feel like my organs are falling out
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watched wicked for good i fear i’m not ever recovering and i’m going to need several business days to process the emotions i feel
a woman with her eyes closed standing in a field
Alt: florence pugh in midsommar walking away in a field while crying gif
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:11 AM
watched wicked for good i fear i’m not ever recovering and i’m going to need several business days to process the emotions i feel
Congress be like let’s terrorize the American people and the resign at the right time to get a pension
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Congress be like let’s terrorize the American people and the resign at the right time to get a pension
Apparently the internet decided to go in and out at work and make my job really hard to do today
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Apparently the internet decided to go in and out at work and make my job really hard to do today
No good dead will I do🎶 ever agaaaaaaaain
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
No good dead will I do🎶 ever agaaaaaaaain
It amazes me that they got 2 hours and some odd minutes for both half’s of my favorite musical ever created because the total playtime itself with Act 1 & 2 is only 2 hours and 45 minutes itself.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It amazes me that they got 2 hours and some odd minutes for both half’s of my favorite musical ever created because the total playtime itself with Act 1 & 2 is only 2 hours and 45 minutes itself.
The next time my coworker says “what are you typing a book for over there?” the next time I write a detailed report about a customer complaint I’m going to say “getting carpal tunnel apparently” 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The next time my coworker says “what are you typing a book for over there?” the next time I write a detailed report about a customer complaint I’m going to say “getting carpal tunnel apparently” 🤣
Men be like can we be friends? No you’ll just make a secret acct to harass me when I inevitably reject you lol
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Men be like can we be friends? No you’ll just make a secret acct to harass me when I inevitably reject you lol
My body is a machine that turns yummy food in to explosive diarrhea
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My body is a machine that turns yummy food in to explosive diarrhea
She saw the face of my past life and I saw hers. What a beautiful thing 🎃❤️
November 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
She saw the face of my past life and I saw hers. What a beautiful thing 🎃❤️
Someone called me for my ex asking if he wanted to sell his property and I said “I don’t even talk to that fucker anymore this is a violation of my privacy” lmao but I should’ve said yes and seen if it start the process of selling his property 💀☠️
October 31, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Someone called me for my ex asking if he wanted to sell his property and I said “I don’t even talk to that fucker anymore this is a violation of my privacy” lmao but I should’ve said yes and seen if it start the process of selling his property 💀☠️
I ordered a TADC shirt and I’m so very excited
October 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I ordered a TADC shirt and I’m so very excited
Introducing new hires to the office like “that’s the art club when we aren’t on calls basically, we do projects and trade me… except for that one over there she think she sees shadow people and we stopped talking to her when she started oversharing about her Hulk crush and green dildos”
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Introducing new hires to the office like “that’s the art club when we aren’t on calls basically, we do projects and trade me… except for that one over there she think she sees shadow people and we stopped talking to her when she started oversharing about her Hulk crush and green dildos”