saltycake.bsky.social
@saltycake.bsky.social
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February 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
im so glad i decided to immigrate to canada and not the usa. actual nightmare country
January 31, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
theonion.com/ice-age...
January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
im sick of doing anatomical drawings of worms
January 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
WHEN WILL I GET A TWINK BOY THAT I CAN CALL A LOSER
January 20, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i dont wanna work i wanna get boinkered off the sploinky
January 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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if valve ever releases half life 3 it should be called half life 4 so half life 3 never happens
December 30, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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December 29, 2024 at 4:24 PM
if im playing a board game with you and you forget its your turn i will kill you with hammers
December 28, 2024 at 11:12 PM
ONE pawjob. im not asking for much!!
December 25, 2024 at 4:26 AM
if i dont get a pawjob for christmas im ending it all
December 25, 2024 at 12:56 AM
PLEASE release privated accounts already!!!! i need my private 18+ account so i can finally move out of twitter permanently
December 20, 2024 at 4:38 PM
i should play atlyss it looks fun
December 20, 2024 at 4:06 PM
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO GET DARK AT FOUR INT THE FUCKING AFTERNOON
December 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
i should really stop dislocating my shoulder
December 16, 2024 at 1:47 PM
I DONT WANT FEET FETISH ART BLUESKY, PLEASE STOP
December 15, 2024 at 4:19 AM
i am easily influenced by music
December 15, 2024 at 4:05 AM
my head hurts. eating denny's will fix it
December 6, 2024 at 5:27 PM
meow *does a funny little dance*
December 6, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
LOS ANGELES—Appearing stumped by the convicted murderers’ testimony, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Jesic reportedly delayed his decision Thursday in the resentencing of Lyle and Erik Menend...
theonion.com
December 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Kills you
December 4, 2024 at 11:29 PM
pro tip dont dislocte you arm it really hurts and it keeps hurting
December 4, 2024 at 5:52 AM
>11: lmao funny animal

12-15: reddit snob

16<: lol funny animal
December 3, 2024 at 4:29 AM