salty-snail-juice.bsky.social
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
me, trying to sneaky buy illicit drugs without alerting my fbi agent: "yo you got any of that epstein's client list? I would also take a quart of panama papers if you have em"
August 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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saw asteroid city in cinema again. idk why people think it’s mid or unemotional. i felt like it’s full of emotion. it’s like a love letter to storytelling itself. like, what the fuck makes it tick?? we don’t know but sometimes it works
May 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
can't believe chappel roan will be the next pope
May 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ligma ballz, tesler
April 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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To improve efficiency we are replacing due process with "Just trust me bro"
April 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
pretty clear cut language here docs.legis.wisconsin.gov/statutes/sta...
Wisconsin Legislature: 12.11
docs.legis.wisconsin.gov
March 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
so you're telling me a chicken has seen this salad? 🤔
March 22, 2025 at 3:29 PM
everythings computer

(!?)
March 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Politics hasn't been this simple in a long time: do you think it's good for one man to exercise unchecked, arbitrary power or not. Those are the two available ideologies right now
March 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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computer is power, power sans consequence is chaos. to maintain order, computer must suffer. we must abandon circuit boards and chips for nutrient-dense substrates and hyper-advanced mycelial networks, something living we may torture with lightning to crunch our numbers and order our hammed burger
March 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
imagine being aboard a sinking ship and deciding that we should drill more holes in the boat because we don't like the direction the boat is heading
March 9, 2025 at 8:25 AM
not my circus but I'd known my monkeys anywhere
February 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
americans are the most propogandized people on earth
February 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i just hope someday elon learns the difference between left inner join and left outer join www.ssa.gov/oact/progdat...
Retired worker beneficiaries distributed by age
www.ssa.gov
February 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
gulf of american family insurance amphitheater
February 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
absolutely astonishing to meet seemingly level headed people with degrees from very rigorous schools who do not understand the very basics of checks and balances nor what basic powers any branch of government actually hold

we'll have fascism because the electorate is uneducated, period.
February 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.
February 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
sorry it says here you only have experience with clungus v1, we're looking for someone with senior level clungus v3 experience
February 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM