smell that makes you feel safe

damn you got the whole starter pack laughing :-\

I have to bounce on it or I’ll freak out

moaning “yes chef” as i eat an egg mcmuffin in my car

The security that haunts the majority of London nightlife are an evil, wicked bunch. It shocks me that management didn't vet their security team well enough to prevent this.

But I'm worried. SA by security staff happens in lgbtq+ venues all the time, I fear the press on this is indicative of...

if ur into me tho that means ur a fucking faggot lol sorry i don't make the rules

comic from upcoming book #comic

I hate what the internet did to the word Twink you are not "feminine and breedable" you are anemic and un-eatable!

at the dinner club. straight up "groken it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Your peanuts.

Finding Doghaus on bluesky feels like moving to another country and still being able to watch your favourite tv show must have felt.

2025 will be the year of Scrappy Doo

Greatly looking forward to being an overly emotional trans woman on bluesky ♥️

It really just felt like shouting into the void on X, at least here I can seem like I'm just talking to myself until my follower count picks up

Especially deep for those in emergency services if you're pulling me out of a collapsed building we need you looking your best ✨

Unbelievable advice provided to me by my mother yesterday after lamenting my shitty 6 day working week life.
"Ignore the drama, just show up and be hot."

I swear it's profound if you really deep it...