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@salmonpinktwink.bsky.social
🇨🇦🏳️🌈 24 bisexual poly TWINK with uncanny ability to max out credit card
My favorite semi-local antiques shop has taxidermied animal heads and dressed them up for the holidays 😭
December 31, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My favorite semi-local antiques shop has taxidermied animal heads and dressed them up for the holidays 😭
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Found a perfect song!! Thank you!!
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Found a perfect song!! Thank you!!
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society: you can't steal from your neighbor's mailbox
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
December 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
society: you can't steal from your neighbor's mailbox
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
also society: here's a guy with way more interesting mail than you. he lives right next to you and he probably doesn't even care about his mail
forgetful police officer: do you know why i pulled you over?
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Killed w a fit like this seeing #FreddieDredd live 😛
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Killed w a fit like this seeing #FreddieDredd live 😛
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ME: and my imagination is so powerful i can be scared all night just from thinking of one monster. and let's face it, there's usually way more than that. so yeah, i'm pretty brave. not much gets to me anymore
BEST BUY CASHIER: so. no on the protection plan
ME: i'm getting there
BEST BUY CASHIER: so. no on the protection plan
ME: i'm getting there
April 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
ME: and my imagination is so powerful i can be scared all night just from thinking of one monster. and let's face it, there's usually way more than that. so yeah, i'm pretty brave. not much gets to me anymore
BEST BUY CASHIER: so. no on the protection plan
ME: i'm getting there
BEST BUY CASHIER: so. no on the protection plan
ME: i'm getting there
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do i experience toxicity on here? well let's just say i have thirty thousand followers and yet all of my posts have fewer than thirty thousand favs. have you ever heard of gang stalking
October 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
do i experience toxicity on here? well let's just say i have thirty thousand followers and yet all of my posts have fewer than thirty thousand favs. have you ever heard of gang stalking
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while you were having sex, i was studying the mysteries of the world. Fuck I should have been having sex too fuck my life you're so much cooler than me fuck fuck fuck
October 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
while you were having sex, i was studying the mysteries of the world. Fuck I should have been having sex too fuck my life you're so much cooler than me fuck fuck fuck
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Us if we were turned into the wise pumpkins of old
September 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Us if we were turned into the wise pumpkins of old
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my five year plan? jerking off mostly
September 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
my five year plan? jerking off mostly
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If I can be honest and vulnerable for a second, sometimes I struggle to turn my haters into waiters at the table of success
August 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
If I can be honest and vulnerable for a second, sometimes I struggle to turn my haters into waiters at the table of success
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antisemitism is crazy because like, I do not recognize any of those tropes in my jewish friends. if they were like, “Jews… not good at Halo” I’d be like oh shit, they’re talking about my buddy Adam
October 5, 2024 at 4:06 AM
antisemitism is crazy because like, I do not recognize any of those tropes in my jewish friends. if they were like, “Jews… not good at Halo” I’d be like oh shit, they’re talking about my buddy Adam
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The plan? Get fired from Foo Fighters so you get to meet Nathan Fielder.
August 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The plan? Get fired from Foo Fighters so you get to meet Nathan Fielder.
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The starstruck look on his face is so wholesome. Doesn’t matter how famous you get, meeting your adolescent idols hits different.
August 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The starstruck look on his face is so wholesome. Doesn’t matter how famous you get, meeting your adolescent idols hits different.
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Nathan Fielder, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross
PEEL IT BACK
NORTH AMERICAN LEG
AUGUST 10TH • VANCOUVER
PEEL IT BACK
NORTH AMERICAN LEG
AUGUST 10TH • VANCOUVER
August 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Nathan Fielder, Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross
PEEL IT BACK
NORTH AMERICAN LEG
AUGUST 10TH • VANCOUVER
PEEL IT BACK
NORTH AMERICAN LEG
AUGUST 10TH • VANCOUVER
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glad they stopped putting those revolting Ren and Stimpy style closeups in the Charmin bear commercials
November 29, 2024 at 5:44 AM
glad they stopped putting those revolting Ren and Stimpy style closeups in the Charmin bear commercials
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Sigh... This could've been a golf course...
Such wasted space...
Such wasted space...
July 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Sigh... This could've been a golf course...
Such wasted space...
Such wasted space...
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it is legitimately unbelievable that I have to know what a pivot table is when I was meant to tend to a large spit of roasted chickens for the rowdy but lovable patrons of a fantasy inn
September 23, 2024 at 11:33 PM
it is legitimately unbelievable that I have to know what a pivot table is when I was meant to tend to a large spit of roasted chickens for the rowdy but lovable patrons of a fantasy inn
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(explaining polycules to an American) Imagine several burgers
(explaining homosexuality to an american) imagine a hamburger that’s gay
July 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
(explaining polycules to an American) Imagine several burgers
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1 bedroom. beautiful view. no amenities. $2000/month
June 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
1 bedroom. beautiful view. no amenities. $2000/month
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"materialism is bad boohoo things won't make you happy"
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
May 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"materialism is bad boohoo things won't make you happy"
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
that's a trinketless mindset, those are the words of somebody who doesn't have cool stuff
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when you turn 50 on this site you are automatically assigned your bio that says "pizza enjoyer. dog petter. Wordle Fan. Believer in Truth and Normality. nazi disagreer. Cheeto denouncer. expert in knock knock jokes"
May 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
when you turn 50 on this site you are automatically assigned your bio that says "pizza enjoyer. dog petter. Wordle Fan. Believer in Truth and Normality. nazi disagreer. Cheeto denouncer. expert in knock knock jokes"
This decade in film has been phenomenal so far
May 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This decade in film has been phenomenal so far